65+ Hilarious Trivia Team Names That Are As Witty And Smart As You

69 Truly Brilliant Trivia Team Names For Your Next Game Night

June 15, 2020 Updated June 23, 2020

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Are you crushing it on Trivia Night at your local watering hole? Sure, you’re already known for never getting a music question wrong. And your best friend has anything sports-related on lock. But, if your team name is boring, you’re missing out. A good team should win naming awards, too. It should be the kind of name that, even if the other players hate you, they can’t help but snicker when they hear it. If you’re one smart cookie, who is disappointed with her quiz time team name, we get it. The key to good team names is always in the pun. But, in the heat of the moment, it’s hard to come up with something truly unique and pithy.

We’ve collected some of our favorite options so next time there’s a tournament, you can offer some useful insight for a team name — Of course, you still have to talk Amy out of using “Four Non-Blondes,” again. (Insert hard eye roll.) These team names offer everything from a look into the real reason you’re there (to drink, duh) to a peek at your Harry Potter fandom. There’s even some options to show off just how much you love Alex Trebek. What witty and smart name will you choose? We have about five dozen options to consider.

Trivia Team Names To Laugh About

(Just pretend like you thought of these on your own — we won’t tell.)

1. Let’s Get Trivial
2. Quizzically Challenged
3. Quizness In The Front, Party In The Back
4. Very Stable Geniuses
5. I Thought This Was Speed Dating
6. Quizzin’ Our Pants
7. No Eye Dears
8. The Spanish In-Quiz-Ition
9. Team Quizzitch
10. Alternative Facts
11. And In First Place
12. The Nation of Quizam
13. Make Trivia Great Again
14. Victorious Secret
15. Just Guessing
16. Question Heirs
17. Apple-Bottom Geniuses

Trivia Team Names With A Drinking Spin

(Ain’t no laws with White Claw… even on Trivia Night. Win that free appetizer, B!)

18. Smarty Pints
19. A Drinking Team With A Trivia Problem
20. Let’s Ask Whiskeypedia
21. The Smartinis
22. Menaces To Sobriety
23. Rum, Forrest, Rum
24. E=MC Hammer
25. Tequila Mockingbird
26. We’d Win If We Weren’t Drunk (But Then We Wouldn’t Be Drunk)
27. Win Or Quiz
28. Red Hot Trivia Peppers
29. Multiple Scoregasms
30. Taking Care of Quizness
31. DUI Know Nothing
32. Pabst Smears
33. Blood Sweat And Beers
34. Too Much Beer Makes Us Quizzy
35. Know It Ales
38. Three Must Get Beers

Trivia Team Names Straight Out Of Pop Culture

(Because mamas know their Star Wars trivia, too, fools!)

37. Trivia Team Assemble
38. I Am Smartacus
39. The Quizzards Of Oz
40. The Brewsual Suspects
41. You’re A Quizzard, Harry
42. Dumbledorks
43. The Team Who Must Not Be Named
44. Dumb And Dumbledore
45. Slytherin It To Win It
46. Let’s Get Quizzical
47. Trivia Newton John
48. John Trivialta
49. Quizteam Aguilera
50. Quiz Khalifa
51. Agatha Quizty
52. Born To Run-ner Up
53. Suck It, Trebek!
54. Trebek’s Rejects
55. Practicing For Jeopardy
56. League Of Extraordinary Guessers
57. Can We Use A Lifeline?
58. Quiz Me, Baby (One More Time)
59. Risky Quizness
60. Les Quizerables
61. On Wednesdays We Do Trivia
62. Disney Quiznesses
63. Someday My Pints Will Come
64. The Emperor’s New Crew
65. No One Mansplains Like Gaston
66. The Fellowship Of The Quiz
67. The Night Before Quizmas
68. Trivia of the Clones
69. The Phantom Trivia