Valentine’s Day: It can feel kind of goofy. Sure, love is a wonderful thing, but not every couple is super mushy or into the traditional romantic trappings of the holiday. For some, it can feel seriously sappy–nauseating, even. If you’re one who eschews the roses-and-chocolates thing, there are actually plenty of funny Valentine’s Day gifts available–ones that won’t make you want to vom.
Gifting your beloved a funny Valentine’s Day gift or card lets you express your affection in a fun, less saccharine way, while still acknowledging the holiday. Life is serious enough, so why not have a laugh–a great sense of humor is a turn on, anyway, right?
Ahead, check out 15 ideas for creative, hilarious V-Day gifts and cards to buy for your other half.
Who doesn’t want more compliments? Show your babe how you really feel with this teddy bear and its very direct message.
Is your main squeeze a major fan of The Office? Gift them this mug to express your feels–and then kiss him or her with the force of a thousand waterfalls. Obv.
A candle that tells your special someone how much you don’t hate them? Well, that’s just touching. Bonus: This funny Valentine’s Day gift is practical, too!
A moment of solidarity for the partners of snorers, please. This is the perfect card for the Valentine that keeps you up all night–and not in the good way!
Your man’s got jokes–dad jokes, that is. This book will offer him all sorts of new groan-worthy material.
After hearing this song for the bazillionth time, Mama definitely needs a glass of wine–or several. Be sure to include a bottle to go with–cheers!
Your favorite Netflix-binge partner deserves a funny Valentine’s Day card. Bonus points if you write inside, “I’m obsessed with You.”
Speaking of obsessions, if you and your boo are helicopter co-pet parents, this absurdly hilarious portrait of your little prince or princess makes the ideal gift. Regal AF–as it should be, of course.
It’s Whitney, bitch. (Or Dolly, depending on your preference.) Warning: This mug will have the song stuck in potentially both of your heads all day.
Romantic? Nah. Practical and chuckle-worthy? Yes. Take care of your Valentine’s tushy by giving the gift of t.p.
Another funny, er, punny Valentine’s Day gift option: A card that tells your sweetie how they make you melt. Not-so-coincidentally, that’s what the inside message says.
Dat azz, tho! If you’re looking for a small token of your affection, these socks get the job done. Who doesn’t love corgi butts? They’re shaped like hearts, people!
Sometimes being direct is best. Thank your Valentine for all the, er, joy they bring to your life with this keychain.
Embrace the punny side of life! A silly mug tells your lady how much you love her–and her ladies.
Creepy on the outside, funny on the inside. The inside message of this one reads–wait for it–“as hot as I do. Be my Valentine or ELSE.”
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