Poop toys: kinda weird, definitely gross, and for some reason — despite the fact that we all do it on the reg — are always funny. Poop is a central part of our lives and vernacular. From “I’m so pooped,” to “Poo on you,” to the literal “I have to take a poop,” poop is always in our minds in one way or another. Our babies and toddlers unashamedly do it any time, anywhere, but eventually, they find out it’s taboo … and maybe that’s where the humor comes in. So, wouldn’t it make sense to add some poop paraphernalia to their collection of Marvel character figures, Frozen dolls, and puppy dog toys to, you know, round things out? Yeah, we thought so.
Poop has a way of tickling the funny bone, so why not let your kid play with poop without having to, you know, actually play with poop? From stinky kid-friendly pranks, to silly games, to cuddly plush dolls, we found the best potty toys for your little jokester — so get ready for fart jokes galore. And for kid-at-heart adults who still enjoy a little potty humor, these NSFW gag gifts will definitely give them a chuckle.
Best Poop Toys
The Silly Poopy Hide & Seek game is just waiting to bring limitless fun to your home. An upgrade of the traditional “Marco Polo,” this poop is meant to be hidden and found. As you’re playing, it gives clues to help reveal its whereabouts. Fun for ages three and up, this silly toy also has a fun song feature for dance breaks!
In Flushin’ Frenzy, players roll a die and must plunge the toilet as many times as the die says. When the toilet is plunged sufficiently, a poop flies through the air, and the first player to catch it wins. Suitable for hours of family fun, you can keep score and win accolades for catching the, ahem, excrement mid-air.
Your kiddo can practice their cursive (do they even do that anymore?) and get some fart jokes in at the same time. This pen makes seven sounds and just needs to be tapped on the head (when you click the pen) to get the jokes and laughter going. Potty humor lovers unite.
Clear a room fast with fart spray in a can — it blasts an unforgettable sound and an unforgivable stench. This gag gift is Mom’s worst nightmare and Kid’s best friend. Fart to Go is non-toxic but smells radioactive. Plus, there’s a laughter guarantee — if it doesn’t make you giggle, you get your cash back.
Part poop toy, part STEM research tool, this gnarly set has activities to create boogers, zombie poo, bloody slime, and more nasty fluids. The lab kit is complete with easy-to-interpret instructions to get young scientists introduced to the world of icky stuff. Educational and gross — things that don’t often go together! This kit is great for older kiddos and pre-teens.
The cult-favorite Poopsie Slime Surprise has done it again! This box comes with 10 slime surprises and instructions to make your own DIY slime. Once you’re done, you can store your slime creations in a cute Poop character keychain. This kit comes in a fast-food takeout box for that extra layer of niche.
Stressed out? Constipated? Feeling kind of — uh — sh*tty? Your kiddo (and you) can squeeze your worries away with these poo-resembling stress balls. The ultimate YoYa Toys Poopy Faces kit gives you three different poop emojis to squeeze while you’re down in the dumps. Proven to help with destressing and overall mental wellness, these stress balls will soon replace your more boring, non-poopy stress balls.
Best Poop Dolls & Stuffies
Yes, the pooping flamingo that took the world by storm last Christmas season is back — but for how long, no one knows. Feed Sherbet his food, then get him on the toilet once he says he has to go. The OG fluffy animated flamingo — who sings the “Uh-Oh, Gotta Go!” song — is a hot commodity, so grab him while you still can.
Questionably adorable on the outside and secretly menacing on the inside, this poop emoji fart buddy features seven different real fart noises with high-quality sound. Children, dogs, and adults, alike will all be trying to imitate these glorious farts.
This sassy baby alien speaks in its native language, and farts (in any language, we assume) — a real crowd-pleaser. It also lights up to shed an intergalactic glow. In sum: Everything about this toy is weird, but we have to admit it is kind of cute.