Looking for some simply rawr-some jokes and puns to share with the T-rex or stegosaurus enthusiasts in your life? Mama, you know we’ve got your back. Because dinosaurs are so wildly popular with kids (and many adults — we see you, Ross Geller!), there’s a whole world of hysterical jurassic jokes out there. Of course, dinosaur jokes aren’t the only thing we have to offer our dino-lovers. There are also dinosaur crafts and a great collection of dinosaur books, and movies What more could your little prehysteric dino fan want? “Get to the dinosaur jokes, already!”
Dangerously Good Dinosaur Jokes Part 1
1. How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe? Tea, Rex?
2. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex!
3. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird!
4. Where do dinosaurs go shopping? The dino-store!
5. What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw !
6. What do you call a T.Rex who hates losing? A saur loser.
7. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork!
8. What do you call twin dinosaurs? Pair-odactyls!
9. What do you call a dinosaur who has left its armor out in the rain? A Stegosau-rust.
10. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur!
11. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet? Because the pee is silent!
12. Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns? I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
13. What do you call a dinosaur car accident? A tyrannosaurus wreck!
14. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink? Rex on the beach!
15. What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing? A tyranno-chorus.
16. What do you call a baby dinosaur? A Wee-Rex!
17. What do you call a dinosaur after they break-up with their girlfriend? Tyrannosaurus ex.
18. What do you call a smelly dinosaur fart? An exstinktion!
19. What do you get if you cross a T- rex with explosives? Dino-mite.
20. What do you call a dinosaur ghost? A scaredactyl.
21. What do you call a short spiky dinosaur that’s fallen down the stairs? Ankle-is-sore-us.
22. What did the dinosaur say to the cashier at the till? Keep the climate change.
23. What do you call a dinosaur that only has one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
24. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup? Tyrannosaurus ex!
25. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote ?”Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”
26. Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones? Because they can’t afford new ones!
27. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!
28. What do you call a dog that belongs to a dinosaur with one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.
29. Which is the scariest dinosaur? A Terror-dactyl.
30. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road? Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
31. What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A thesaurus!
32. How do you know that a seismosaurus is under your bed? Because your nose is only two inches from the ceiling!
33. What do you call an anxious dino? A nervous Rex.
34. What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper? A Tyranno-snorus!
35. What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor? Long-distance!
36. How can you tell if there’s an allosaurus lying in your bed? you’ll see the bright red “A” on its pajamas.
37. What do you call a dinosaur that won’t stop talking? A dino-bore!
38. What did the dinosaur call her blouse business? Try Sara’s Tops!