Listen, initiating sex isn’t always easy, even in long-term relationships. You’re juggling work, kids, chores and all of the other things life throws at you. Sometimes it’s extra hard to think of anything beyond saying, “I need to get laid.” To be fair, your partner is probably in a similar boat and will likely be cool with just that much openness.
Still. Maybe you’re already feeling like a nag with a long list of “needs.” Perhaps you just want to find a way to add a little spice to your regular Wednesday night routine. Sending sexy text messages or dirty texts are great ways to easily ask for what you need. You don’t have to wait for your SO to answer your call or whisper your request to your co-parent. You can literally send a flirty text while sitting across from each other at the breakfast table. As a matter of fact, we guarantee that sending proper dirty texts to your significant other while in eye-contact range will be one of the most satisfying experiences you’ll have — outside of the actual sex, of course.
Whether you’re stealing glances over Raisin Bran or looking for attention while separated, these dirty texts ought to help you get lucky.
Sexy Texts To Send When One Of You Is Working
1. How much trouble do you think we’d get into if I were your secretary?
2. I’m questioning the structural integrity of this desk. We should test it out some time.
3. Water Cooler Gossip: I’m not wearing any panties.
4. Wanna meet in the parking lot on our lunch breaks?
5. If I were your boss, I’d definitely make you work late.
6. You’re in finance. What are the odds of us multiplying tonight?
7. Betcha I can make your day more interesting. (When they text back, tell them to name a body part and you’ll send a picture.)
8. I’m not saying you should sneak to the bathroom and Facetime me, but I’m definitely saying you’ll like what you see, if you do.
Dirty Texts For When They’re More Interested In “The Game”
9. Wanna score on me tonight?
10. I wouldn’t mind being tackled by you.
11. That was a great play, but I know a few better ones we can make later.
12. If you come upstairs, I’ll let you skip first and go straight for a home run.
13. What’s the bedroom equivalent of a three-pointed?
14. Think you can score a triple-double tonight?
Sexy Texts To Send After You Have Kids
15. The kids are asleep. 😉
16. The kids are staying with friends’ tonight.
17. Wanna lock the bedroom door tonight?
18. How about we go to bed and fire up a movie you can’t find on Disney+?
19. Wanna put on “Moana” and then sneak into the bathroom together?
20. Let’s name our next kid Towne and Country. (Or Tiguan, CRV, etc. The idea is that you’re initiating a quick vehicular getaway.)
21. Wanna extend the kids’ screen time tonight? (Pair this with a flirty emoji.)
“Dirty” Texts That Get Straight To The Point
22. Guess who shaved her legs today!
23. I bought new lingerie. Wanna see?
24. So, I’m thinking about the last time we were together. I think we should try to top that.
25. I’ve decided what I’m doing tonight. (You.)
26. If you can guess what I’m doing, I’ll send you a picture.
27. Come to bed.
28. What part of my body do you secretly hope other people appreciate?