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105 Easter Jokes & Puns For The Funny Bunnies In Your Life

They’ll crack you up.

by Patricia Grisafi
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Every holiday has its ups and downs, but Easter seems like the most perpetually cheery holiday. I mean, have you ever heard Easter jokes and puns? They’re egg-stra funny. And the bright colors, spring activities, yummy treats, and association with new life (read: cuddly animals) only add to the happiness.

With Valentine’s Day, you can end up brokenhearted. Christmas can feel especially awful when you’re lacking loved ones close by. But Easter? You’re either into it or you’re not. And, if you’re into it, there’s a lot of springtime goodness to make it all the more special. There’s just too much perk around the holiday to warrant any real “lows.” What’s the most stressful thing about Easter? Not knowing where the Easter Bunny lives? Have you called him lately? Have you stocked up on spring-y captions for your pastel-colored Insta pics?

Once you’ve done the Easter egg hunt and devoured that sweet ham, keep the Easter fun rolling with our collection of Easter Egg coloring pages and Easter bunny coloring pages. And, while you’re at it, take time to share some of these amazing Easter jokes and puns.

  1. What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter? Eggs-hausted.
  2. Why does the Easter Bunny have a glowing complexion? He eggs-foliates, of course.
  3. What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden? Jelly beans.
  4. What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny.
  5. What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes? You don’t see rabbits wearing eyeglasses.
  6. Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides? He gets them from an eggplant.
  7. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14 carrot gold.
  8. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
  9. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Eggs-ercise.
  10. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny.
  11. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke? Because it might crack up.
  12. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
  13. What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail.
  14. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles? A runny bunny.
  15. Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail? He’s too young to drive.
  16. How do you know the Easter Bunny liked his trip? He said it was egg-cellent.
  17. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? He gets hopping mad.
  18. How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs? He hires Santa’s elves to help during their offseason.
  19. Why was the chocolate bunny so sad? He felt hollow inside.
  20. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
  21. What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding? Went on a nice bunnymoon.
  22. Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny hill.
  23. How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation? On hare planes.
  24. How do rabbits stay cool during the summer? With hare conditioning.
  25. What do you call a forgetful rabbit? A hare-brain.
  26. Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur? The outside.
  27. What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday? “Hoppy birthday!”
  28. Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail? To a re-tail store.
  29. What game does the Easter Bunny like to play at the park? Hopscotch.
  30. What did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants? He wanted to be a smarty pants.
  31. What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny? An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots.
  32. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur from getting messed up? He uses lots of hare spray.
  33. What does the Easter Bunny do when he gets out of the shower? He uses a hare dryer.
  34. What do you call the Easter Bunny when he has fleas? Bugs Bunny.
  35. What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg? “Want to hear a funny yolk?”
  36. How does the Easter Bunny’s day always end? With a Y.
  37. Why make the Easter Bunny so lucky? He always has four rabbit’s feet on him.
  38. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset when he looked in the mirror? He was having a bad hare day.
  39. What’s the angriest Easter vegetable? A steamed carrot.
  40. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.
  41. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline.
  42. Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
  43. Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basket-ball.
  44. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast? IHOP.
  45. What kind of stories do rabbits like best? Ones with hoppy endings.
  46. What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip hop.
  47. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain? Get wet.
  48. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter? Because they are eggs-tinct.
  49. How does Easter end? With an R.
  50. How many Easter eggs can you fit in an Easter basket? Just one — after that, it’s not empty anymore.
  51. What do you call an Easter Egg from outer space? An egg-stra-terrestrial.
  52. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-day.
  53. Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket.
  54. What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter? Tired.
  55. Why is the Easter Bunny so smart? He’s an egghead.
  56. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he was naughty at school? He was eggs-pelled.
  57. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? He kept quacking the eggs.
  58. How do bunnies stay in shape? Hare-obics.
  59. What’s an egg’s best sport? Running!
  60. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
  61. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
  62. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
  63. Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.
  64. What do you call best friends on Easter? Two Peeps in a pod!
  65. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? “It’s been nice gnawing you.”
  66. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
  67. How does an Easter chicken bake a cake? From scratch.
  68. Why are people always tired in April? Because they’ve just finished a March.
  69. What kind of stories are the Easter Bunny’s favorites? Bunny tales.
  70. What do you get when you cross a bumblebee with the Easter bunny? A honey bunny.
  71. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Easter. Easter who? The Easter Bunny.
  72. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Moira. Moira who? Moira chocolate bunnies, please.
  73. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna get all the Easter eggs?
  74. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
  75. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo, who? Don’t cry — the Easter Bunny will come back next year!
  76. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to listen to any more Easter Bunny jokes?
  77. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donna. Donna who? Donna want to decorate some eggs?
  78. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Esther. Esther who? Esther Easter Bunny coming?
  79. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
  80. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to do the Bunny Hop.
  81. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny has been eating my carrots.
  82. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited to see me?
  83. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to find an Easter egg?
  84. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?
  85. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have an Easter basket.
  86. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie my Easter basket, please! It’s too heavy.
  87. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to say Happy Easter!
  88. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my Easter candy!
  89. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tommy. Tommy who? Tommy aches from eating too many Easter jelly beans.
  90. Why did the Easter Bunny get the job? He had lots of eggs-perience.
  91. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster? The oyster bunny.
  92. Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than wallpapering them.
  93. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch TV? Their cable was scrambled.
  94. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.
  95. What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people’s foot.
  96. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? Albunny, New York.
  97. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? An eggsplanation.
  98. How do you make Easter shopping go faster? You use the eggs-press lane.
  99. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? He was hard-boiled.
  100. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
  101. Did you hear about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail!
  102. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye job.
  103. Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
  104. What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric!
  105. What do you call naughty Easter eggs? Deviled eggs.

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