Hey all you Pokémasters and trainers! Looking for a fun way to entertain your friends or your Pokémon-obsessed kiddos? With so many fun and silly names in the Poké-verse, it’s easy to create jokes on the spot. You can even find some pretty decent Pokémon-themed pickup lines. Ya know, just to make sure you share a common interest in Squirtles before you waste too much time on that cutie at the bar.
We collected our favorite Pokemon puns and Pokémon jokes and put them all right here. Read them while you’re camping on the ‘loo or share them on long car rides and road trips with your little Pikachus. Or if you want to be the life of the party, these pokemon jokes will evoke the right amount of nostalgia and humor for everyone.
A fair warning to parents, however, not all of this is PG and appropriate for kids, so read over them first and pick out the ones you think are clean enough for the littlest ones.
Pokémon Jokes and Puns
1. What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
2. What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?
3. Which Pokémon can see the future?
4. Baby, I’m A Mismagius.
I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
5. Why can’t you blindfold a Pokémon?
Because it’s going to Pikachu!
6. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Poke him on.
7. What Pokémon do people see in auctions?
8. Which college do Pokémon go to?
9. What TV show about dancing do Pokémon love?
Dancing with the Staryus.
10. What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?
One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!
11. What type of Pokémon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?
12. What’s the name of the Pokémon that traveled with Dorothy to Oz?
13. Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most?
14. What does a yellow Pokémon say before teleporting?
15. What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
16. Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
17. What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
18. What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
19. What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?
20. Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
21. What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
22. Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?
23. What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
24. I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
25. What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
26. What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
27. Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
28. Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might Pikachu.
So it’s not my fault if I see any Jigglypuffs.
29. Which Pokémon does Dracula like most?
30. Are you a Flareon?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
31. Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
32. What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?
The Hokey Pokémon.
33. What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
34. Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
35. What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
36. What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
37. Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?
38. How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
39. What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
40. How can Pikachu make a baby laugh?
By playing pika-boo!
41. Why shouldn’t you do drugs?
Weedle make you high.
42. What do you call a storm of Pokémon?
43. What do you call a low, round Pokémon?
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44. I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett.
Then I could be inside of you.
45. You must be a Charmander.
Because you’re making me hot.
One Last Round Of Pokémon Jokes
46. Are you a Hitmonlee?
Because your body is kickin’.
47. Let me be your ruler.
I could be your Nidoqueen.
48. Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
49. Can I call you Cinderella?
I’m here to be your Prince Charmander.
50. Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are shockingly beautiful.
51. You remind me of Deoxys.
You’re out of this world.
52. Do you know what would look good on me?
53. My love for you burns like Charizard’s tail.
54. What does Ash say when he wants to date someone?
I choose you.
55. If you give an eevee money, does it evolve into patreon?
56. What Pokémon only drinks Hydrogen Peroxide? HO-OH
57. I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur.
58. I don’t like dairy on my toast. I prefer it Butterfree.
59. What happens when you give Eevee a French stone?
You get a Napoleon
59. What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?
60. Why do Pokémon have eyes?
So they can pikachu
61. What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? “Pikachu,” that’s all he can say.
62. Why should you never get undressed in front of a Pokemon?
They might Pikachu
63. What do you say to a weird-looking Pokemon that just knocked a drink out of your hand?
“Jynx, you owe me a soda.”
64. What are Mathew McConauheys favorite pokemon?
Rhydon… Rrydon… Rryddoooonn!
65. Did you hear about the Pokemon that has Covid-19?
It was Koffing.
66. I heard Pokemon can get drunk too.
They just Electabuzz.
67. The doctor’s office blocked my number after I kept calling about Pokemon.
I don’t know what they’re talking about, but I need someone to take a look at this bulbous sore I have.
68. How do dragon-type Pokemon solve their disputes?
They let bagons be bagons.
69. What is the best part of Pokemon Go?
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can’t do anything to stop me.
70. What’s the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?
71. What do you call Pokemon sing alongs?
72. What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico?
73. What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
74. What did the poke ball say to pikachu?
Catch ya later!
75. What would you call a green Pikachu?
76. What did Charizard say when he saw Pikachu
77. What do you call a dead Pikachu?
78. Pikachu evolves into Raichu, what does a lame joke evolves into?
79. I always wondered why Pikachu’s electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash.
I guess Ash is just better grounded.
Sometimes less is more! A one-liner can pack just as much punch as a joke or pun. Slipping these lines into a conversation can be a real gamechanger.
80. Pokémon released a new brand of bubblegum yesterday. It’s called Pika Chew.
81. Pikachu ran into Jolteon the other day. The energy in the room was electric.
82. I overheard someone telling Pokémon jokes, but I couldn’t catch ’em all.
83. The Pokémon was finding counting really hard, he couldn’t get past pikaTWO.
84. My Pikachu misses me a lot, but her aim is getting better.
85. My friend wanted to catch a Pokémon, but not before they took azelf-ie.
86. When Ash took his Pokémon to Nurse Joy he was worried, but she said, “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to Kyurem.”
87. Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
88. Wanna go Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a pikachu (peek-at-chu)!
89. Hey girl, lemme see them Jigglypuffs.
90. Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.
91. My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.
92. Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I feel a level-up.
93. Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
94. If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
95. I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your side.
96. You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!
97. You remind me of Deoxys — you’re out of this world.
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