Funny Valentine's Day Cards And Gifts For The Non-Mushy SO In Your Life (We are NOT Haters)

by Rachel Aschenbrand-Robinson
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Valentine’s Day: It can feel kind of goofy going all out to celebrate a holiday that feels made up. Sure, love is a wonderful thing, but not every couple is super mushy or into the traditional romantic trappings of the holiday. For some, it can feel seriously sappy–nauseating, even. If you’re one who eschews the roses-and-teddy bears thing, there are actually plenty of funny Valentine’s Day gifts available–ones that won’t make you want to vomit. (We promise, no giant chocolate hearts or Literotica books in sight)

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Gifting your beloved a hilarious Valentine’s Day gift or greeting card lets you express your affection in a fun, less saccharine way, while still acknowledging the holiday. Some of these gifts even work for your best friends too, and isn’t that kind of the point? Valentines gifts for boyfriend or partners don’t always have to be expensive and sentimental. Life is serious enough, so why not have a laugh–a great sense of humor is a turn on, anyway.

Ahead, check out 14 ideas for creative, hilarious V-Day gifts and cards to buy for your other half.

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts For Him

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts For Her

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends


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