128 Nerdy Pick Up Lines For When You Have Your Ion Someone

by Team Scary Mommy
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We may have The Big Bang Theory to thank for this, but cheesy pick up lines are so bad they’re good again. For 12 years, fans the world over tuned in to the global phenomena to follow the antics of some incredibly smart professionals who were the classic definition of geeks. And yet, we followed along as their romantic lives evolved and they all got their happy ending. How did they get to that point? As you might imagine, it took some rather cerebral small talk — AKA nerdy pick up lines. Have you ever flirted using scientific facts? It’s an art form, friends.

So sure, you may groan if you hear any pickup line, but you probably at least give the other person points for creativity — especially if they include a silly pun. So we’ve gone ahead and compiled 111 nerdy pick up lines for when you have your ion someone (sorry).


PG Nerdy Pick Up Lines

  1. Forget hydrogen! You’re my number one element.
  2. Your body must be made of oxygen and neon, because you are the One.
  3. You are my density!
  4. Go with me and you’ll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
  5. Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
  6. Come with me; let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
  7. I’ve got my ion you, baby.
  8. Talk nerdy to me.
  9. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
  10. You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
  11. You must be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
  12. I lava you! Do you lava me?
  13. Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
  14. You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.
  15. You make my dopamine levels go all silly!
  16. You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.
  17. I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.
  18. You’re so hot that you managed to melt the elastics in my underwear.
  19. You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.
  20. I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.
  21. Are you a high test score? Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.
  22. Me without you is like a nerd without braces.
  23. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  24. I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met. Now, I can’t get past “u.”
  25. Hey girl, are you gold? Because I’m in Au of your beauty.
  26. Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
  27. If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
  28. Your lab or my lab?
  29. Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
  30. You’re sweeter than fructose.
  31. If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
  32. You’re more special than relativity.
  33. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
  34. My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
  35. You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner.
  36. You’re sweeter than 3.14!
  37. You’ve got the curves, I’ve got the angles.
  38. You are one well-defined function!
  39. Hey, nice asymptote!

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  1. My love for you goes on like the value of pi.
  2. I’m not being obtuse, but you’re so acute!
  3. If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
  4. If I was a chessboard, I’d be lucky to have a king/queen like you.
  5. Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base belongs to you.
  6. You’re cute, I’m cute. Together, we’re 2cute!
  7. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too.
  8. I was lost in space until I saw you.
  9. I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.
  10. You must have your phaser set to stunning.
  11. I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never-ending.
  12. You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
  13. I am cosine squared and you are sine squared. Together, we are one.
  14. Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real!
  15. Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
  16. Can I plug my solution into your equation?
  17. I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
  18. You must be a 90-degree angle, because you’re looking all right!
  19. If you’re so good at algebra, could you replace my X without asking Y?
  20. If you were an angle, you’d be acute one.
  21. You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.
  22. Can I have your significant digits?
  23. I would really like to bisect your angle.
  24. You must be the square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.
  25. Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.
  26. Whenever you and I get together, it’s like a superposition of 2 waves in phase.
  27. Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
  28. Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
  29. You must be related to Nikola Tesla, because you’re electrifying.
  30. Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
  31. Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
  32. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
  33. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
  34. Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
  35. I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
  36. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now, because you’re making me happy!
  37. I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
  38. You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
  39. Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
  40. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your body heat with me.
  41. You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
  42. I’m a cube; you’re a cube — let’s make a tesseract!
  43. Hey hon, are you made of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
  44. Are you the moon? Because even in the dark, you shine bright like a diamond.
  45. Wow! You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever seen.
  46. Are you from Mars? Because you look out of this world.
  47. You must be made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon, because you’re so FINe.
  48. Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  49. Your pH must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
  50. I must be going through anaerobic respiration right now ’cause you take my breath away.
  51. Why would I need to know about the solar system? My whole world revolves around you.
  52. Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.

Naughty Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

  1. Baby, you just turned my bronze into iron.
  2. Do you like math? Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply.
  3. I wish I was a secant line so I could touch your curve twice.
  4. Are you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be the tangent to your curves!
  5. Let’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.
  6. My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.
  7. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  8. Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
  9. Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
  10. Want to experience a gamma-ray burst?
  11. Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.
  12. Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
  13. If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
  14. Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
  15. I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
  16. You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts. It’s how you apply the force.
  17. We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
  18. Let’s unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
  19. Let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves.
  20. If I was a drum, I’d let you bang me all day long!
  21. You must be halite, because you have perfect cleavage!
  22. Is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  23. They say I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
  24. Don’t worry; I played Tetris as a kid. I can make it fit.
  25. Yes, I have an iPhone in my pocket. Also, I’m glad to see you.
  26. How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
  27. Let’s make like Excel and spreadsheets.
  28. Let’s hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
  29. Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
  30. Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
  31. Are you a fossil? Because I want to date you!
  32. Are you my homework? Because I’d have to do you hard on my table the whole night.
  33. Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
  34. I wish I could ctrl-A your clothes and press delete.
  35. It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.
  36. Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick-up lines.
  37. How about you and I form a binary system.

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