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30+ Oinkin’ Funny Pig Puns And Jokes

September 14, 2020 Updated September 16, 2020

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Ready for a snort or two? These pig puns and jokes are every farmer’s true reason for laughing. They take being a pig or owning a pig to an all new level of silliness. So, if you’ve got a pig lover in your house, be prepared to share these jokes with them. And, if you don’t? Well, you should still get an oinkling of amusement out of this collection of puns. By the way, don’t let your lack of swine love ruin your fun. We also have cow, dog and llama jokes. And if, for some strange reason, animal jokes aren’t your sty-le, that’s okay, too. Your preschooler will love jokes about pumpkins and ghosts. And your adult friends will love some of these more grown up jokes. In other words, we’re a one-stop-shop for all things fun and silly.

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Super Silly Pig Puns And Jokes

1. Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.

2. What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
Hogwash

3. I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.

4. What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.

5. Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.

6. How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.

7. How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!

8. Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”

9. Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.

10. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.

11. Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging the food.

12. Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.

13. What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.

14. What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.

15. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.

16. What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.

17. Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!

18. What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.

19. What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.

20. What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”

21. How does a young pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.

22. What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”

23. What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.

24. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.

25. Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”

26. A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.

27. Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.

28. What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig

29. What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
I’m bacon.

30. I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.

31. What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.