Sarah Aswell

Sarah Aswell is a Deputy Editor at Scary Mommy and Romper, where she leads the news and trending teams, the social media teams, and Scary Mommy Book Club. She also regularly contributes humor, essays, and original interviews to the site.

A humor writer and stand-up comedian, Sarah’s work has appeared in places like The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, National Lampoon, MAD Magazine, Reductress, Funny or Die, and more. Her writing about comedy, entertainment, and parenting has appeared in Vulture, Forbes, USA Today, Vice, The Advocate, Healthline, and Working Mother Magazine, to name a few. She’s also written creatively for brands like Nike, Expedia, Aflac, KitchenAid, and Meta.

An award-winning journalist, Sarah received her BA in English from Grinnell College and her MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Montana. She’s also the founder of Revival Comedy, a non-profit organization that runs comedy workshop and shows that center women and marginalized genders.

Sarah lives in Missoula, Montana, with her two daughters and slightly too many cats. She has been voted Missoula’s Best Stand-Up Comedian for four years in a row and was recently named one of the Best Unknown Comedians in America by Thrillist, which is one of those insults that sounds like a compliment.

Follow Sarah on Twitter and on LinkedIn — and check out her comedy at sarahaswell.com.

just wow

A Dentist Shares That Men Come To Appointments Without Knowing Why They're There

By Sarah Aswell

They explain that their wives scheduled the appointment.

this is brilliant

This Man's Wife Has A Shared Bank Account With Her Friends & This Is How It Works

By Sarah Aswell

He's not allowed to ask about it, and he's more than fine with that.

wholesome masculinity

Ask Scary Mommy: How Do I Keep My 10-Year-Old Son From Swallowing The Red Pill?

By Sarah Aswell

So many boys are being influenced by far-right influencers. What do we do?

to nap or not to nap

A Mom Wants To Know If A Toddler's Nap Schedule Is More Important Than Special Events

By Sarah Aswell

When it comes to holidays, weddings, and birthdays, is a napping toddler an excuse to skip?

nooooooo

The Corporation For Public Broadcasting Will Shut Down. Here's What It Means For Your Kids' PBS Shows.

By Sarah Aswell

The non-profit was defunded by the federal government after 60 years of programming support.

things were different then... or were they??

People Are Sharing Their Parents’ Best "Gramnesia" Incidents & It's So Laughable

By Sarah Aswell

They're either remembering parenting with rose-colored glasses or gaslighting you...

relatable

A Mom Wanted 4 Kids — Until She Had Her first Newborn

By Sarah Aswell

Now she says she's one and done, and she wants to know if this has happened to anyone else.

get cozy

11 Of Our Favorite Warm Winter Coats For 2025

By Sarah Aswell

This one is for our moms who are always, always cold.

i want to go to there

Traveling With Kids In Switzerland: What To Know

By Sarah Aswell

Switzerland is incredibly beautiful with tons of culture — and on top of that, it's easy to take the kids.

adding to tbr!

Scary Mommy’s Best Books Of 2025

By Sarah Aswell

Scary Mommy’s editors read literally hundreds of books each year — and these are the ones we loved most in 2025.

not surprising honestly

Report: 82% Of Healthcare Appointments Booked For Men Are Made By Women

By Sarah Aswell

Increasingly, women are the "healthkeepers" of many of their family members.

dialing immediately

A Pep Talk Hotline Created By An Elementary School Has Everyone Ugly Crying

By Sarah Aswell

Feeling stressed? Call 707-873-7862.

why in the world

RFK Jr. Pulls Federal Funding From The American Academy Of Pediatrics

By Sarah Aswell

The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services said that the child care group doesn’t align with the administration’s missions or priorities.

wow just no

A Mom Wants To Know If She's Overreacting After Her Kid Was Given Melatonin At A Sleepover

By Sarah Aswell

"This is as f*cked up as I think it is, right?"

great idea honestly

This Single Mom Pays A Sitter To Take Her Kids Christmas Shopping For Her Presents

By Sarah Aswell

She has never had presents under the tree — until now.

love this so much

New Beacon App Lets Postpartum Moms See Who Else Is Awake Across The Country

By Sarah Aswell

It's a really simple but powerful idea.

wake up call

Nearly One In Three Teens Use An AI Chatbot Every Day

By Sarah Aswell

And 16% use them several times a day or "almost constantly."

say DEI

Trump Sent Head Start A List of 200 Words To Stop Using To Describe Their Programming

By Sarah Aswell

The list included words like "accessible," "diverse," 'DEI," "inclusive," and "Black."

it's not too much to ask

A Teacher Is Begging Parents To Send Their Kids To School Consistently

By Sarah Aswell

And she got a surprising amount of push-back from moms and dads.

you get what you get

A Mom Discovered That When She Stopped Sending Holiday Cards, She Stopped Getting Them, Too

By Sarah Aswell

The first year she stopped, she got less than half the cards than usual.