Sarah Aswell

Sarah Aswell is a Deputy Editor at Scary Mommy and Romper, where she leads the news and trending teams, the social media teams, and Scary Mommy Book Club. She also regularly contributes humor, essays, and original interviews to the site.

A humor writer and stand-up comedian, Sarah’s work has appeared in places like The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, National Lampoon, MAD Magazine, Reductress, Funny or Die, and more. Her writing about comedy, entertainment, and parenting has appeared in Vulture, Forbes, USA Today, Vice, The Advocate, Healthline, and Working Mother Magazine, to name a few. She’s also written creatively for brands like Nike, Expedia, Aflac, KitchenAid, and Meta.

An award-winning journalist, Sarah received her BA in English from Grinnell College and her MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Montana. She’s also the founder of Revival Comedy, a non-profit organization that runs comedy workshop and shows that center women and marginalized genders.

Sarah lives in Missoula, Montana, with her two daughters and slightly too many cats. She has been voted Missoula’s Best Stand-Up Comedian for four years in a row and was recently named one of the Best Unknown Comedians in America by Thrillist, which is one of those insults that sounds like a compliment.

Follow Sarah on Twitter and on LinkedIn — and check out her comedy at sarahaswell.com.

So, so kid-friendly!

11 Amazing Things To Do In Zurich With Kids

By Sarah Aswell

Family-friendly Switzerland is a year-round playground even if you have young children.

please no!

Kid Birthday Registries Are Becoming A Thing & Parents Have Thoughts

By Sarah Aswell

One mom says she's seeing more and more registry links on kid birthday invitations.

we got you

A New Mom "Screamed Into The Void" On Threads And Hundreds Of Moms Answered

By Sarah Aswell

This is how hard the first months of parenting are.

the war on... sanity

A Tennessee School Board Is Arguing Whether To Call It "Winter Break" Or "Christmas Break"

By Sarah Aswell

The debate got heated.

no, not our chocolate!!

Halloween Candy Prices Are Even Scarier Than Last Year Thanks To Cocoa & Tariffs

By Sarah Aswell

And half of Americans are planning on spending less on the holiday than in 2024.

our kids can't write

Teachers Are Giving Middle Schoolers Letter-Tracing Assignments

By Sarah Aswell

A lot of kids these days simply can't write very well with a pencil.

ouch!

Mom Gets Harsh Note From Daycare After First Late Pick-Up

By Sarah Aswell

And the note came along with a $90 late fee.

this has to stop

Trump Administration Guts Office Of Special Education

By Sarah Aswell

The office is responsible for ensuring that children with disabilities receive the services they need and deserve under the law.

show me the lie

Shonda Rhimes Says The Idea That Working Moms Can Have It All Is "Bullsh*t"

By Sarah Aswell

And the producer found relief in realizing that she can't keep all the balls in the air at once.

you could buy a lot of banned books with that!

A Librarian Who Refused To Ban Books Wins $700,000 Settlement

By Sarah Aswell

“I will never regret standing up for the First Amendment," she said.

always, always on

A Mom Explains How Flexible Jobs Mean "No Deep Work"

By Sarah Aswell

If you have a flexible job, congratulations, you are automatically the default parent!

amazing boy mom

Mom Shows Son Bloody Laundry To Normalize Periods

By Sarah Aswell

She also explained what to do if he sees blood on a girl's pants.

past kids' meals?

Sisters-In-Law Are Sparring Over Whether Their Kids Can Get Adult Meals At Restaurants

By Sarah Aswell

Are there rules when it comes to when and how kids can order adult-sized meals?

surprise!

Parents Are Sharing The Things That Completely Shocked Them About Having Kids

By Sarah Aswell

"Two hardcore introverts can create an extrovert."

here we go

How The Government Shut Down Is Affecting Kids & Families

By Sarah Aswell

And which programs are in danger in the coming weeks.

take a look

'Reading Rainbow' Is Coming Back After 20 Years & Mychal Threets Is Hosting

By Sarah Aswell

They could not have picked a more perfect successor.

trying so many of these

A Woman Asked For Everyone's Best Little Hosting Hacks & We Love All Of Them

By Sarah Aswell

We're not talking about the ones you've heard a million times.

good question!

Ask Scary Mommy: How Do I Get Out Of Hosting My In-laws?

By Sarah Aswell

Your in-laws want to stay in your house when they visit — but you're not sure you can take it.

so important

A Therapist Shares 5 Ways To Prevent Your Sons From Being Radicalized Online

By Sarah Aswell

"If you don't shape his world, the algorithm will."

good to know

National OBGYN Group Shares New Cannabis Recommendations For Pregnancy & Breastfeeding

By Sarah Aswell

The new guidelines come at a time when marijuana is being legalized in many states.

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