That Mom

Mara Martin Believes Millennial Moms Are *It*

By Kate Auletta

We’ve been through it all — so we’re going to enjoy not just our kids’ childhood, but our motherhood, too.

the magic number is...

Is 9 The Best Age Ever? This Mom Describes It Beautifully

By Katie McPherson

The comments suggest age 9 is a real developmental sweet spot.

Plz Send Coffee

A Desperate Mom Wanted To Know What To Do When Your Kids Wake Up Too Early & Parents Had The Best Responses

By Samantha Darby

Here are a bunch of tips and tricks from parents who have survived the pre-dawn wake-ups.

HELP US

Why Is It So Damn Hard To Get A Full Hormone Panel Done By A Doctor?

By Katie Garrity

And why aren’t more doctors ordering DUTCH tests for their perimenopausal patients?

buyer beware

Calls About Kratom To Poison Control Have Spiked 1,200% In The Past Decade

By Katie McPherson

The numbers suggest this substance isn’t going anywhere. What do parents need to know?

Well, This Is Nice!

One Mom Is Letting Her Adult Kid Live With Her Rent-Free & The Internet Is Being Super Supportive

By Samantha Darby

In this economy?

Shopping

65 Weird-As-Hell Things For Women That Are Pure Genius

By Lauren Harano

The line between bizarre and brilliant is thinner than you think.

Shopping

85 Most-Wished For Gifts Under $25 That Are Seriously Worth The Hype

By Yasmine Singh

These gifts are worthy of their viral statuses.

🐣🐰🌷

What The Scary Mommy Editors Are Putting In Their Kids’ Easter Baskets

By Samantha Darby

Besides jelly beans and sidewalk chalk.

*adds to queue*

17 New Family-Friendly Movies & Shows To Watch On Netflix In April

By Katie McPherson

See: new seasons of our favorite series, and two new documentaries from beloved hosts.

the first domino

Jury Finds Meta’s Platforms Addictive & Harmful To Kids In Landmark Lawsuit

By Katie McPherson

Experts say this is the start of Big Tech’s accountability tour.

Can you keep a secret?

“My Spouse Came Out As Trans & Our Sex Life Has Never Been Better” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

By Samantha Darby

March has been quite the month.

Trying New Things? Check!

This Parent’s Worried Their 12-Year-Old Lacks A “Spark”

By Samantha Darby

But Reddit had some really good ideas to help your kind find what they love.

This Just In

Big News From The Ton: 'Bridgerton' Season 5 Might Come Sooner Than Expected

By Julie Sprankles

And Season 6 has already been confirmed, too. All hail Lady Whistledown!

swinging lite

Everything You Want To Know About Soft Swapping, Explained

By Katie McPherson

Plus, how to pitch it to your partner if you’re interested.

we did the work for you

Amazon Big Spring Sale Picks Scary Mommy Editors Are Loving

By Sarah Aswell

‘Cause if the world ends, the money goes away anyway.

Editor Picks

9 Books We Read In March & Can’t Stop Thinking About

By Julie Sprankles

These reads got us through the month, honestly.

Joe-Joes for everyone!

Does Trader Joe’s Accept EBT?

By Katie McPherson

A quick list of eligible items to keep handy while you shop.

The Night Shift

This Is Why Your Teen Always Wants To Talk At Bedtime

By Samantha Darby

Just when you’re ready to sleep... they’re ready to yap.

bookmarking this

The 23 Most Anticipated New Books This Spring, According To Goodreads Members

By Katie McPherson

Pssst! Some of your favorite authors are in here...

*Add to Cart*

37 Amazon Finds Scary Mommy Editors Are Obsessed With In March

By Julie Sprankles

Prepare to say, “Why didn’t I buy this sooner?!”

*flings phone into the sea*

Your Teen Asked To Download Snapchat. Here's What A Cybersecurity Expert Says Parents Should Know.

By Katie McPherson

Plus, how to use the app’s parental controls to their fullest potential.

No, Thank You

This Mom’s Husband Wants Her To Find A “Better Paying Job” Than Being A Barista

By Samantha Darby

Even though she loves it — and can bring her kids to work with her.

Readers' Choice Awards

Scary Mommy 2026 Readers’ Choice Awards Best Subscription Box For Kids

By Team Scary Mommy

Subscription boxes are magical inventions loads of parents can’t live without.

Readers' Choice Awards

Scary Mommy 2026 Readers’ Choice Awards Best Budget-Friendly Amusement Park

By Team Scary Mommy

These local gems are a fan-favorite options.

Readers' Choice Awards

Scary Mommy 2026 Readers’ Choice Awards Best Travel Gear Brands For Families

By Team Scary Mommy

Getting out of the house with kids is tricky. These brands make it easier.

readers' choice awards

Scary Mommy 2026 Readers’ Choice Awards Best Reading Retreats

By Team Scary Mommy

Books are magic. Here are some reading retreats that celebrate that.

readers' choice awards

Scary Mommy 2026 Readers’ Choice Awards Best Farm Stay

By Team Scary Mommy

Because who doesn’t want to escape to a luxurious farm right about now?

thank you, internet

A Redditor Asked For People's Favorite “Underground” Websites & The Results Are So Helpful

By Katie McPherson

If you’ve ever needed a glue recommendation...

Beach, Please

Don’t Be Weird: Let Your Kids Interact With Kids They Don’t Know In Public

By Samantha Darby

At the playground, on vacation, at the aquarium — it’s good and healthy.