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I Have Cellulite & I Wear Cheeky Bathing Suits
At my age, I’m done caring.
No One Warns You What Divorce Does To The Family Dog
I expected to cry for my son, for myself, for the life I thought I was building. I didn’t expect to cry for our dog — or to feel guilty that I couldn’t protect her from the heartbreak, too.
Cleaning Pros Share Their Favorite Shortcuts For Saving Time & Sanity
Anyone else sick of cleaning for hours every Sunday and still not catching up?
An Open Letter To Anyone NOT In Perimenopause
Brain fog. Swamp crotch. Rage. There’s no manual for the midlife hormone apocalypse — but there should be.
In Your Free Time
Should You Really Be Doing Your Skin Care On An Airplane?
Social media might glamorize in-flight skin care routines, but dermatologists aren’t fans of this viral trend.
Yes, My Kids Know I Work At A Dispensary
I’ve always been open about my weed use. Here’s how I talk about it.
Mommy Wants To Be Thinner
I’m taking a GLP-1 medication for weight loss... but I don’t want to f*ck up my daughters’ body image in the process.
An Open Letter To Anyone NOT In Perimenopause
Brain fog. Swamp crotch. Rage. There’s no manual for the midlife hormone apocalypse — but there should be.
No, Your AirPods Aren’t Like Mini-Microwaves In Your Ears — Despite What Those Viral Instagram Videos Claim
This is a story about AirPods, but so much more.
How Much Would You Spend On An Expensive Medical Procedure For Your Pet?
Unexpected pet emergencies can cost thousands of dollars — and come with heartbreaking decisions.
I've Tried Hundreds Of Vibrators. This Is The Only One You Need.
From alarm clock vibrators to clone-a-willy kits, I’ve tried it all. Here’s the one toy I keep coming back to.
An Unexpected Upside Of Divorce? Scheduled Alone Time
And I don’t feel guilty about it anymore.