Scary Mommy

Feb. 11, 2026
Stress ⬆️ Libido ⬇️
By Katie McPherson

Sorry, How TF Are We Supposed To Get Turned On Anymore?

It’s hard to get it up when I can hear democracy crumbling over the sheets rustling.

sparks can still fly

How To Have Spontaneous Sex When Your Partner Has ED

And why you might not want to make spontaneity your only goal.

Entertainment

Smut Books To Read When You Want To Get Hot But You're Too Lazy To Have Sex

For when you just need to get there, damn it.

https://damndelicious.net/2015/03/14/lemon-butter-scallops/
just enough effort

11 Easy Valentine's Day Recipes For Exhausted But In-Love Parents

You want to make something special, but like, not so special it’s hard.

Knows What She Wants

Is Midlife Sex The Best Sex?

You’re no longer touched out by hours of childcare. Bring it.

Parenting

Let's Talk About It

A space for real conversations about postpartum depression, helping moms make sense of their feelings and know they’re not alone.

The Wheel Of Feels

XOXO

Blair Waldorf Is Coming Back & This Time, She’s In Her 40s

comfort content

The 12 Most Rewatchable Shows For Your Next Anxiety Binge

Prequel Series Alert

Meet Hallmark’s New Frontier Romance, 'Hope Valley: 1874'

tweens love country music?

This Teacher Broke Down What’s “In” and “Out” According to Fifth Graders

teens are so hard!

Ask Scary Mommy: How Do I Balance “It’s Safe to Tell Me” With Consequences?

brushy brushy

Do Dentists Recommend Electric Toothbrushes For Kids? We Asked So You Don’t Have To.

"Oh, Come On"

Dr. Oz Tells Americans To Get The Measles Vaccine “Please” Amid Latest Outbreak

tweens love country music?

This Teacher Broke Down What’s “In” and “Out” According to Fifth Graders

the more you know

How To Help Your Teen Prepare For Their First Protest

honestly, would eat

Parents Are Sharing Their Easy No Cutting Board Meals For Kids

gotta do the work

These Parents Reframed The Idea Of Chores To Get Their Kids More Involved & It’s Honestly Genius

the odds are not in your favor

Almost 50% Of Parents Believe Their Kid Will Get An Athletic Scholarship But Only 2% Of Kids Actually Do

Looking Back

Rewatching 'One Tree Hill' As A Parent Is A Mind Trip

Thanks, Mom

10 Bizarre Lies ‘90s Kids Were Told — & Still Low-Key Believe, If We’re Being Honest

Entertainment

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

Stress ⬆️ Libido ⬇️

Sorry, How TF Are We Supposed To Get Turned On Anymore?

Entertainment

Smut Books To Read When You Want To Get Hot But You're Too Lazy To Have Sex

It's A Queen's Position

Why Do Men Love Women Sitting On Their Face?

Scary Mommy Originals

Cameron Oaks Rogers Is Living For The Moment

Payal Desai Takes On The Patriarchy, One Funny Video At A Time

Shawn Johnson East Really, Truly Is That Fun Mom

Meet Soliana Sapp, Your Pink-Robe-Insta-Fave & New Mom Bestie

Haley Pepper Knows You Need A Giggle, Too

Kristen Knutson Loves A Boomer Mom Joke Like The Rest Of Us

Kim Quindlen’s Got The Goofy Mom Part Down

Anna Connelly Tells It Like It Is

Kayla Sullivan Is Live On The Scene Of Motherhood & Reporting For Duty

Whitney Cicero Is Here For The Laughs

Yuri Lamasbella Just Goes With The Flow

Meredith Masony Gets It, Because She’s Been There Too

Avery Woods Is Just Happy To Be Here: “That’s My Vibe”

Ceci Kane Can’t Believe How Wild The Mom Groups Get, Either

Taylor Wolfe Is Just Trying To Laugh It Off Like The Rest Of Us

Mary Hendricks Just Wants To Have Some Fun With It

What Mommy Wants

Little Spoon
Little Spoon Bestsellers Smoothie Pack Of 12

A customizable pack of bestselling smoothie flavors.

$48.88
Serenity Kids
Serenity Kids Ethically Sourced Organic Baby Meat Pouches Pack of 8

Organic Meat Baby Food We know your little one’s taste buds are always evolving! Our Ethically Sourced Meat Baby Food Pouch Variety Pack is a great way to introduce your little one to different proteins to figure out which ones they love. Meet all our pureed meat baby food with this Serenity Kids Ethically Sourced Meats variety baby food packs featuring two pouches each of our: Grass-Fed Beef with Organic Kale & Sweet Potato Free-Range Chicken with Organic Peas & Carrots Grass-Fed Bison with Organic Kabocha Squash & Spinach Free-Range Turkey with Organic Pumpkin & Beets

$35.95
Once Upon A Farm
Once Upon A Farm Apple, Cherry & Elderberry Immunity Blend Baby Food Pouches Pack of 16

Added probiotics to help support immune health∞ No Added Sugar‡, preservatives or artificial ingredients Made with Real, Organic Fruits & Veggies Cold-pressed to lock in farm-fresh taste and nutrients Refrigerated and ready to enjoy! Perfect for the lunchbox, snack time or on-the-go. USDA Organic and Non-GMO Project Verified Clean Label Project Purity & Pesticide-Free Awarded Made with kids in mind! ∞ When paired with a healthy diet and active lifestyle. ‡Not A Low Calorie Food.

$76.80
Pottery Barn
Baby Bjorn Bouncer
$209.99
LOVEVERY
LOVEVERY Play Gym

This award-winning play gym is perfect for your little one. It’s made with safe and durable materials so you can relax while your baby plays and learns at the same time. It includes teething rings, mirror cards, common object cards, a contrast ball, and more — all easily removable so your baby can explore each one on their own.

$140
Mustela
Mustela Welcome Baby Gift Set

This specially curated 4-piece skincare set contains natural and gentle must haves to welcome home a new baby. Each product is formulated with Mustela’s signature, natural patented ingredient, Avocado Perseose® to help protect and strengthen baby’s delicate skin. Crafted with Mustela’s iconic scent for a sensorial experience. The welcome baby gift set makes for the perfect baby shower gift.

$32
We don't know how to shut up
By Samantha Darby

"Organized Gang Of Wine Moms" Is The New "She Persisted"

Male politicians keep trying to insult us, but we nasty women aren't bothered.

things were different then... or were they??

People Are Sharing Their Parents’ Best "Gramnesia" Incidents & It's So Laughable

They're either remembering parenting with rose-colored glasses or gaslighting you...

Exclusive Interview

Michelle Buteau Is Here To Normalize Doing Sh*t On Your Own Timeline

The comedian and twin mom gets real about January pressure, staying grounded, and why she genuinely loves the chaos of being a mother.

Year of Whimsy

The World Feels Like It’s Ending, But We Still Need Some F*cking Whimsy

In fact, search data shows we’re craving it more than ever.

It's the little things

17 Small Things Moms Do To Turn Their Day Around

Because it really doesn’t take much.

Goodbye, Huxley

These Baby Names Could Go Extinct In 2026

As trends move to more traditional baby names, some of the more uniquely spelled monikers are on their way out.

Trending

tweens love country music?
By Katie Garrity

This Teacher Broke Down What’s “In” and “Out” According to Fifth Graders

The tweens have spoken.

teens are so hard!

Ask Scary Mommy: How Do I Balance “It’s Safe to Tell Me” With Consequences?

the more you know

How To Help Your Teen Prepare For Their First Protest

bookworms - listen up!

People On Reddit Are Sharing The Book That Turned Them Into "Readers"

so sweet

People Are Sharing The Compliments They Received That They'll Never Forget

love all of these

Women Are Sharing The Most Unhinged Woo Woo Things That Have Changed Their Life

parents, pay attention

One Dad Breaks Down How to Help Guide Our Kids To Careers That Will “Actually Matter” In The Future

sometimes good things end

Ask Scary Mommy: How Do I Break Up With My Childhood Friend?

gotta do the work

These Parents Reframed The Idea Of Chores To Get Their Kids More Involved & It’s Honestly Genius

get your wishlist ready

Women Are Sharing Their Best Purchases of 2025 And They're All So Good

the odds are not in your favor

Almost 50% Of Parents Believe Their Kid Will Get An Athletic Scholarship But Only 2% Of Kids Actually Do

good point

This Woman Thinks Parents Have Ruined The Whole Point Of Girl Scouts Selling Cookies

something to think about

Up For Debate: If You’re In A Happy Marriage, Should You Warn Your Kids About Bad Ones?

she has a point

This Creator Says “Carmen Sandiego Meal Planning” Is Why We’re All Stressed About Dinner

jedi mind trick

This Mom Says That The Women With The Happiest Relationships Are "Useless"

is laid back better?

This Young Adult Shared How She Turned Out From Her Parents' Laid-Back Parenting Style

CONFESS

SEE MORE

Marriage is overrated.

Confessional #4412

I hate my daughters preschool & the entitled moms.

Confessional #89923

It’s bull shit that Melinda French Gates has to answer for her husband’s actions.

Confessional #9003

Why does my husband never close a drawer or cupboard door?

Confessional #9713

Cut out a toxic mom and all is right in the universe again

Confessional #77668
SEE ALL

More Confessions

“F*cking My Manny, Never Been Happier” & 41 Other Mom Confessions

“I Talked My Husband Into A Vasectomy & Now I Regret It” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“My Teen Has Some Solid Friends Finally” & 45 Other Happy Mom Confessions

“I Would Like To Throw My Husband’s Phone Out The Window” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“Hoping 2026 Will Bring Back My Motivation” & 19 Other New Year Mom Confessions

“Holiday Burnout Has Hit Hard” & 26 Other Holiday Mom Confessions

“I Can Tell My Husband Wants Sex & I Dread It All Day” & 31 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Having An Abortion & Feel Bad For Not Feeling Bad About It” & 38 Other Mom Confessions

“I Wish My Husband Took More Pictures Of Me” & 23 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Thrifting Everyone’s Gifts This Year” & 36 Other Holiday Confessions

“I’m Pregnant & Can Not Stand How My Husband Smells” & 35 Other Mom Confessions

“I Wish I Had A ‘Ho’ Phase” & 28 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want More Alone Time With My Husband” & 26 Other Mom Confessions

“I Have A Higher Sex Drive Than My Husband” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want My Mouth On My Friend’s Camel Toe” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“I Masturbate Every Day; My Husband Doesn’t Know” & 28 Other Mom Confessions

Book Club

Romantasy Author Kerri Maniscalco's Love Of Fantasy Came From Her Grandmother

13 Cozy Fall Books If You Love Practical Magic & Pumpkin Spice Everything

7 Cute & Cozy Books To Read With Your Kids In The Fall

Are These The Scariest Books Of All Time? Don’t Read ‘Em Unless You Own A Nightlight

10 Must-Read Dark Academia Books If You Always Wanted To Go To Hogwarts

Your Queer Historical Romance Of The Summer Is You Should Be So Lucky

16 Novels To Slip Into Your Beach Bag This Summer

Obsessed With Fourth Wing? Add These Romantasy Novels to Your TBR Pile ASAP

7 Spicy Romantasy Books Just Like A Court of Thorns And Roses

Dreaming Of Warmer Weather? 10 Spring Books That Will Get You Excited For Sunnier Days Ahead

8 Historical Fiction Novels To Read During Women’s History Month

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2024

The Best Books of 2024 You Need To Have On Your Radar

10 Empowering Novels That Center On Badass Single Moms

8 Queer Thrillers That’ll Get Your Heart Racing In More Ways Than One

What Book You Should Read Next Based On Your Favorite Romance Trope

Celebrity Interviews

Exclusive Interview
By Julie Sprankles

Michelle Buteau Is Here To Normalize Doing Sh*t On Your Own Timeline

The comedian and twin mom gets real about January pressure, staying grounded, and why she genuinely loves the chaos of being a mother.

Moms to Watch

Erin Krakow Has Her Sights Set On A Hopeful New Season — Onscreen & Off

Exclusive Interview

Al Roker On Turning His Lifelong Love Of Weather Into A Kids’ Show

Exclusive Interview

Christina Milian & Daughter Violet’s European Holiday Traditions Feel Straight Out Of A Christmas Movie

Interview

Brenda Song Shares The Everyday Way Macaulay Culkin Makes Her Swoon

Moms To Watch

Mae Whitman Reflects On Her Hallmark Holiday Series, Chosen Family, & New Motherhood

Moms To Watch

Stranger Things’ Cara Buono Talks About *That* Season 5 Karen Wheeler Scene

That Mom

Shawn Johnson East Really, Truly Is That Fun Mom

Real Nice, Clark 👌

Beverly D'Angelo Is 100% Ellen Griswold

exclusive

From Scratch Author Tembi Locke Talks Grief, Growth, & The Next Chapter Of Motherhood

Exclusive

Camilla Luddington Matches Our Energy, & We Love Her For It

Exclusive

Catch Of The Day Is The Food-Filled End-Of-Summer Romance We’ve Been Waiting For

Exclusive

Meghan Trainor Isn’t Afraid To Be Silly

Exclusive

Jessel Taank Is The Realest Housewife

Exclusive

Mandy Moore Opens Up About The Pressure To “Get It Right” As A Mom

Exclusive

The Women Of The Chicken Sisters Are Stepping Into Their Power In Season 2

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Your Life

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All Dogs Go To... The Den
By Kait Hanson

Do People Actually Taxidermy Their Pets? The Answer Is Apparently Yes

Different strokes for different folks, ya know?

This is *Your* Space

How To Create A Home Gym That’s Actually For You (Not “New Year, New You”)

Fitness experts share how to create a realistic, functional home workout space that helps busy moms move, decompress, and show up for themselves.

GET HIM

A Man Is Being Eviscerated On Threads After Saying That Galentine's Day Is Made Up For "Single Women" To "Feel Important"

The entire comment section is *chef's kiss*

*scratch scratch*

Are Your Ears Feeling Extra Itchy Lately? Perimenopause Might Be To Blame

File under: things no one warned us about.

ILYSM

23 Apology Texts To Send Your Partner If You Need To Make Amends

Because even the best of us f*ck things up.

love all of these

Women Are Sharing The Most Unhinged Woo Woo Things That Have Changed Their Life

We are noting so many of them!

Family Life

SEE ALL
she has a point
By Katie McPherson

This Creator Says “Carmen Sandiego Meal Planning” Is Why We’re All Stressed About Dinner

Help, I’ve been called out.

bookworms - listen up!

People On Reddit Are Sharing The Book That Turned Them Into "Readers"

From kids classics to popular fiction, this list is noteworthy!

Just Say "Sorry For The Mess" 80 Times

I Recently Let A Friend Into My *Messy* Home & I Swear It Rewired My Brain

They stopped by unannounced and I was simply tired of trying to talk to them through the sliver of the door.

🥹🥹🥹

When Is A Pet Considered “Senior”? Vets Explain What Changes, & What You Can Do

Here’s how to make sure their golden years are exactly that.

Health

What Parents Need To Know About These Confusing New Dairy Guidelines, According To Experts

Is RFK Jr. wrong about everything except whole milk? Experts say he’s right because, well, nothing actually changed.

hard reset

What Is Immune Amnesia? This Measles After-Effect Reduces Your Immunity To Other Infections

A virologist explains how the measles virus makes us more susceptible to all other viruses.

Original Videos

The Sex Issue

'Workin' Mom's Catherine Reitman Gets Real About Sex & Marriage Post-Kids

The creator of Workin’ Moms celebrates the comedy and tragedy of modern parenting and relationships.

Parenting

The Shape of You: Raising Girls to Love Their Bodies

Strategies and tips for helping our girls thrive.

Sponsored
Momsplained

Helping Your Teen Become the Boss of Their Own Money.

They’ve learned the basics from having an allowance, but now that they are a little older they’re asking for more financial independence.

Parenting

Calling All Teens (And Parents Too): How To Insert A Tampon Properly

If you’re new to the tampon game or have been using them for years, here are some tips on how to use a tampon with an applicator and without.

Entertainment

Love ‘Succession’? You must watch ‘Discussion.’

In this parody of HBO’s Succession, you will get a hilarious look at what would happen if the Roys were just like us. The all-American family, living the all-American dream bickering over who will host the holiday meal.

Shhh

“F*cking My Manny, Never Been Happier” & 41 Other Mom Confessions

Wow, 2026 has really been a lot.

Pregnancy

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A New Kind of Push Present
By Brianne Hogan

The Rise Of “Orgasmic Birth”: The Science Behind Pairing Labor Pain With Pleasure

If the idea makes you raise an eyebrow… you’re not alone. But here’s what the research actually says.

take your time

A New Mom Is Wondering How Long To Wait To Have Sex After Having Her Baby

Is six weeks *really* the right time?

Reproductive Exodus

Why A Growing Number Of Women Are Choosing Fertility Treatments & Pregnancy Abroad

Between rising maternal mortality rates, abortion restrictions, and staggering costs, some Americans are opting to leave the U.S. to have babies.

so true

Kylie Kelce Admits She Hates The Phrase: "We're Pregnant!"

"Who the f**l is we?" she asked.

these are all so valid

Parents Are Sharing The Weirdest S**t That Happened To Them After Pregnancy

Did you know your belly button could move?

Oh sweet girl

A Pregnant Woman Asked What Hobbies She Should Do During Her Maternity Leave & The Comments Were F**king Hilarious

"I need ideas of what to do when I'm home all day with them."

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Stress ⬆️ Libido ⬇️
By Katie McPherson

Sorry, How TF Are We Supposed To Get Turned On Anymore?

It’s hard to get it up when I can hear democracy crumbling over the sheets rustling.

ask a mwltf
By Penelope

Husband Wants To Know How To Ask His Wife If She Wants To Try Swinging

tkkt

Knows What She Wants
By Katie Bingham-Smith

Is Midlife Sex The Best Sex?

You’re no longer touched out by hours of childcare. Bring it.

A Well Of Nostalgia
By Samantha Darby

American Girl Is Officially 40 Years Old

And they’re celebrating 40 years of history and empowerment by reminding us that we’re still American Girls on the inside.

XOXO
By Julie Sprankles

Blair Waldorf Is Coming Back & This Time, She’s In Her 40s

Spotted: the return of the original Queen B.

"Oh, Come On"
By Katie McPherson

Dr. Oz Tells Americans To Get The Measles Vaccine “Please” Amid Latest Outbreak

Oz said RFK Jr. endorses the MMR vaccine too, but his track record begs to differ.

tweens love country music?
By Katie Garrity

This Teacher Broke Down What’s “In” and “Out” According to Fifth Graders

The tweens have spoken.

Entertainment
By Katie McPherson

Smut Books To Read When You Want To Get Hot But You're Too Lazy To Have Sex

For when you just need to get there, damn it.

Alexa, Play Some '90s Rap
By Samantha Darby

Moms Share Their Favorite Motivation “Tricks” For Getting Sh*t Done

When bullying yourself into doing your to-do list doesn’t work, use one of these little mental shifts instead.

just enough effort
By Katie McPherson

11 Easy Valentine's Day Recipes For Exhausted But In-Love Parents

You want to make something special, but like, not so special it’s hard.