Scary Mommy

Dec. 3, 2025
Give Me A Break (Seriously, Please!)
By Julie Sprankles

17 Gifts For Moms Who Just Want To Sit The F Down

Give her a little something that encourages her to slow down and enjoy a few minutes of peace (and zero responsibility).

your quality of life 📈📈📈

23 Gifts That Will Actually Change Your Life

Scary Mommy editors share the game-changers we’d want for Christmas if we didn’t own them already.

happy & healthy

15 Great Gift Ideas That Are HSA/FSA Eligible

Bonus: They’re all literally proven to be good for you, too!

We Asked, They Answered

16 Beauty Products Tweens Are Asking For This Year, According To Real Kids’ Christmas Lists

We went straight to the source.

Thoughtful & Thrifty(ish)

39 Great Gifts To Give Under $25, $50, & $100

Because being thoughtful and celebrating the ones you love doesn’t have to mean breaking the budget.

Knock It Out of the Park

21 Gifts For Little Athletes & The Moms Who Love Them

Picks that are perfect for young athletes, plus a few to keep Mom comfy on the sidelines.

The Wheel Of Feels

Finishing The Year Strong

29 Family-Friendly Movies & Shows Coming To Netflix This December

Brb, Binge-Watching

31 Shows Your Mom Watched In The ‘90s That You Can Stream Today

Eat the Rich

Kim Kardashian’s New Hulu Show, 'All’s Fair,' Is Wildly Tone-Deaf

how long???

A Mom Wants To Know How & Why Some Parents Are Waiting For Hours At School Pick-Up

ho ho oh no

This Mom Encourages Parents To Lie About Santa Claus For As Long As They Can

we're watching!

They’re Doing It: Australia Bans Social Media For Kids Under 16

ho ho oh no

This Mom Encourages Parents To Lie About Santa Claus For As Long As They Can

we're watching!

They’re Doing It: Australia Bans Social Media For Kids Under 16

do they ever log off?

Are Chromebooks Ruining Education? Teachers Are Tired Of Competing With Them, A Survey Found

how long???

A Mom Wants To Know How & Why Some Parents Are Waiting For Hours At School Pick-Up

ho ho oh no

This Mom Encourages Parents To Lie About Santa Claus For As Long As They Can

we're watching!

They’re Doing It: Australia Bans Social Media For Kids Under 16

Looking Back

Rewatching 'One Tree Hill' As A Parent Is A Mind Trip

Thanks, Mom

10 Bizarre Lies ‘90s Kids Were Told — & Still Low-Key Believe, If We’re Being Honest

Entertainment

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

interesting take!

This Grandma Says There's Nothing Wrong With Leaving In-Law Spouses Out Of Family Vacations

not afraid to admit it

I Secretly Fantasize About All The Men I’ve Loved Before

We're All Exhausted, OK?

What’s “Dead Fish Sex,” & Are You Having Too Much Of It?

Scary Mommy Originals

Melanie Lynskey's Radical Normal

TSITP’s Jackie Chung Says Goodbye To Laurel, The Messy Millennial Mom We Needed To See

Anna Connelly Tells It Like It Is

Shanola Hampton Is Nothing Like Her Character On 'Found'

Bethany Joy Lenz Isn’t Afraid To F*ck Up

Kayla Sullivan Is Live On The Scene Of Motherhood & Reporting For Duty

Whitney Cicero Is Here For The Laughs

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

Yuri Lamasbella Just Goes With The Flow

Meredith Masony Gets It, Because She’s Been There Too

Avery Woods Is Just Happy To Be Here: “That’s My Vibe”

Ceci Kane Can’t Believe How Wild The Mom Groups Get, Either

Taylor Wolfe Is Just Trying To Laugh It Off Like The Rest Of Us

Mary Hendricks Just Wants To Have Some Fun With It

Katie Stevens Is “The Most Hopeless Romantic Of Them All”

Dave Ogleton Talks Dad Jokes, Youth Sports, & Parenting Every Stage From Teens To Toddlers

What Mommy Wants

Walmart
Gerber Banana Blueberry Puree Pouch
$1.28
Target
Happy Baby Organics Stage 1 Baby Food Pouch

Happy Baby Organics Stage 1 Clearly Crafted Prunes Baby Food Pouch 3.5 pz

$1.99
Little Spoon
Little Spoon Bestsellers Smoothie Pack Of 12

A customizable pack of bestselling smoothie flavors.

$48.88
Serenity Kids
Serenity Kids Ethically Sourced Organic Baby Meat Pouches Pack of 8

Organic Meat Baby Food We know your little one’s taste buds are always evolving! Our Ethically Sourced Meat Baby Food Pouch Variety Pack is a great way to introduce your little one to different proteins to figure out which ones they love. Meet all our pureed meat baby food with this Serenity Kids Ethically Sourced Meats variety baby food packs featuring two pouches each of our: Grass-Fed Beef with Organic Kale & Sweet Potato Free-Range Chicken with Organic Peas & Carrots Grass-Fed Bison with Organic Kabocha Squash & Spinach Free-Range Turkey with Organic Pumpkin & Beets

$35.95
Once Upon A Farm
Once Upon A Farm Apple, Cherry & Elderberry Immunity Blend Baby Food Pouches Pack of 16

Added probiotics to help support immune health∞ No Added Sugar‡, preservatives or artificial ingredients Made with Real, Organic Fruits & Veggies Cold-pressed to lock in farm-fresh taste and nutrients Refrigerated and ready to enjoy! Perfect for the lunchbox, snack time or on-the-go. USDA Organic and Non-GMO Project Verified Clean Label Project Purity & Pesticide-Free Awarded Made with kids in mind! ∞ When paired with a healthy diet and active lifestyle. ‡Not A Low Calorie Food.

$76.80
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OXO
Nest Booster Seat with Removable Cushion
$69.99
Target
Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes

The award-winning Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes Musical Toy is made for little maestros. This handheld musical toy, featuring Cal a beloved Baby Einstein character, has sold over 30 million units worldwide and will quickly become a favorite for hours of entertainment. Babies can use the large button to toggle through 10 recreated classical masterpieces from Chopin to Mozart and more.

$9.99
Pottery Barn
Baby Bjorn Bouncer
$209.99
LOVEVERY
LOVEVERY Play Gym

This award-winning play gym is perfect for your little one. It’s made with safe and durable materials so you can relax while your baby plays and learns at the same time. It includes teething rings, mirror cards, common object cards, a contrast ball, and more — all easily removable so your baby can explore each one on their own.

$140
Mustela
Mustela Welcome Baby Gift Set

This specially curated 4-piece skincare set contains natural and gentle must haves to welcome home a new baby. Each product is formulated with Mustela’s signature, natural patented ingredient, Avocado Perseose® to help protect and strengthen baby’s delicate skin. Crafted with Mustela’s iconic scent for a sensorial experience. The welcome baby gift set makes for the perfect baby shower gift.

$32
Dude, Where's My Spouse?
By Jamie Kenney

Is There A Generational Divide Over Sharing Your Location?

Do you share your location with your partner? How old are you...?

👹👹👹

Why Does Your Cat Act Like A Psycho At Night? Experts Explain How To Stop It

Love you so much but STOP YOWLING.

good to the last drop

11 Recipes To Use Up Jelly & Jam, From Baked Brie To Homemade Sauces

Did you say jargaritas?

fun moms only

Come Inside Scary Mommy's Rowan Ear Piercing Event

Scary Mommy hosted a moms' night out piercing party in June.

Got Milk?

In Florida, Raw Milk Has Sickened 21 People, Here's What You Need To Know

Some claim not pasteurizing dairy has numerous health benefits. Others warn it’s dangerous. Here’s what the experts say.

SOS: Sweating Over Sleep

Hot Sleeper? 13 Products To Help You Keep Your Cool

From cooling sheets to smart fans to breathable pajamas, here are the tools that can help turn your bedroom into a more chill place — literally.

Trending

how long???
By Sarah Aswell

A Mom Wants To Know How & Why Some Parents Are Waiting For Hours At School Pick-Up

We hear horror stories about long pick-up times. What is going on there?

ho ho oh no

This Mom Encourages Parents To Lie About Santa Claus For As Long As They Can

that tracks

Your Brain Doesn't Reach Adulthood Until Age 32, According To A New Study

we're watching!

They’re Doing It: Australia Bans Social Media For Kids Under 16

oh boy

US Military Ready To Cut Ties To Scouting America For No Longer "Cultivating Masculine Values"

oh hell no

This Woman Wants To Know If She's In The Wrong For Barring Her Sister’s Family From Coming To Thanksgiving

Just Buy The Damn Baby Alive

Angel Tree TikToks Are Going Viral, Some For Being Good & Others For Being Grinch-ey

thank you, officer

Police Chief Has Compassionate Response To Mom Who Lost Son With Autism To Drowning

good question

This New Mom Wonders How Working Parents Spend Quality Time With Their Young Kids Sleeping 7 PM To 7 AM

ok, this is nice

A Mom Wants To Know What Happens When "Artsy" Parents Have "Sporty" Kids

we're doomed

This Teacher Says Her High School Students Can't Even Sit Still To Watch A Movie

Second Chance For Meredith's Strata

Wait, Is The Family Stone Really Getting A Sequel?

1000%

Woman Calls Out Out-Of-Touch Wealthy Influencers Who Can't Read The Room

should babysitters also clean up?

This Mom Wonders Why Babysitters Don't Even Clean Up The Messes *They* Made While Working

that tracks

Well, 40% Of American Women 44 & Under Want To Leave The Country Permanently

interesting take!

This Grandma Says There's Nothing Wrong With Leaving In-Law Spouses Out Of Family Vacations

CONFESS

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I find it relaxing when my husband and I are giving one another the silent treatment.

Confessional #67898

My brother in law turned my sister against me & there’s nothing I can do

Confessional #42341

I’m just tired. All the time.

Confessional #99872

My husband was gone yesterday and I spent all day in bed reading.

Confessional #8792

I hate being married. Today is my 8th wedding anniversary.

Confessional #2367
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More Confessions

“I’m Thrifting Everyone’s Gifts This Year” & 36 Other Holiday Confessions

“I’m Pregnant & Can Not Stand How My Husband Smells” & 35 Other Mom Confessions

“I Wish I Had A ‘Ho’ Phase” & 28 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want More Alone Time With My Husband” & 26 Other Mom Confessions

“I Have A Higher Sex Drive Than My Husband” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want My Mouth On My Friend’s Camel Toe” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“I Masturbate Every Day; My Husband Doesn’t Know” & 28 Other Mom Confessions

“I Think About Having Sex All Day, Just Not With My Husband” & 30 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Always Stoned On Family Vacations” & 20 Other Mom Confessions

“Hearing My Kids Laugh Is The Greatest Sound I’ll Ever Know” & 14 Other Wholesome Mom Confessions

“I Love My Kids, But I Hate Being A Mom” & 25 Other Mom Confessions

“Haven’t Had Sex With My Husband In 1.5 Years Because Of ED” & 20 Other Relationship Confessions

“I’m An Alcoholic Mom Who Looks Like I Have It All Together” & 29 Other Mom Confessions

“Contemplating Making My Kids Take A Year Off From Sports” & 12 Other Back-To-School Confessions

“I Don’t Think I’ll Ever Pay Off Credit Card Debt” & 26 Other Relatable Confessions

“Having Two Teen Daughters Is Way More Fun Than I Expected” & 13 Other Wholesome Confessions

Book Club

Romantasy Author Kerri Maniscalco's Love Of Fantasy Came From Her Grandmother

13 Cozy Fall Books If You Love Practical Magic & Pumpkin Spice Everything

7 Cute & Cozy Books To Read With Your Kids In The Fall

Are These The Scariest Books Of All Time? Don’t Read ‘Em Unless You Own A Nightlight

10 Must-Read Dark Academia Books If You Always Wanted To Go To Hogwarts

Your Queer Historical Romance Of The Summer Is You Should Be So Lucky

16 Novels To Slip Into Your Beach Bag This Summer

Obsessed With Fourth Wing? Add These Romantasy Novels to Your TBR Pile ASAP

7 Spicy Romantasy Books Just Like A Court of Thorns And Roses

Dreaming Of Warmer Weather? 10 Spring Books That Will Get You Excited For Sunnier Days Ahead

8 Historical Fiction Novels To Read During Women’s History Month

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2024

The Best Books of 2024 You Need To Have On Your Radar

10 Empowering Novels That Center On Badass Single Moms

8 Queer Thrillers That’ll Get Your Heart Racing In More Ways Than One

What Book You Should Read Next Based On Your Favorite Romance Trope

Celebrity Interviews

That Mom
By Kate Auletta

Shawn Johnson East Really, Truly Is That Fun Mom

The former Olympian and mom of three gets real with Scary Mommy about her online persona, where she keeps her medals, and more.

Real Nice, Clark 👌

Beverly D'Angelo Is 100% Ellen Griswold

exclusive

From Scratch Author Tembi Locke Talks Grief, Growth, & The Next Chapter Of Motherhood

Exclusive

Camilla Luddington Matches Our Energy, & We Love Her For It

Exclusive

Catch Of The Day Is The Food-Filled End-Of-Summer Romance We’ve Been Waiting For

Exclusive

Meghan Trainor Isn’t Afraid To Be Silly

Exclusive

Jessel Taank Is The Realest Housewife

Exclusive

Mandy Moore Opens Up About The Pressure To “Get It Right” As A Mom

Exclusive

The Women Of The Chicken Sisters Are Stepping Into Their Power In Season 2

Moms To Watch

Katie Stevens Is “The Most Hopeless Romantic Of Them All”

Exclusive

Ali Larter’s Got A Full Plate & She Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way

Moms To Watch

TSITP’s Jackie Chung Says Goodbye To Laurel, The Messy Millennial Mom We Needed To See

Moms IRL

Ashley Tisdale Opens Up About The Realities Of Potty Training, Nostalgia & Parenting Advice

who run the world

Allyson Felix Doesn’t Sugarcoat It

Meet her in the middle

Maren Morris On How Sheryl Crow Inspired Her Co-Parenting Style

Exclusive

28% Of Single Mothers Live In Poverty. Jaycina Almond Is On A Mission To Help.

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Your Life

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that tracks
By Sarah Aswell

Well, 40% Of American Women 44 & Under Want To Leave The Country Permanently

The number has quadrupled since 2014.

it's slowly killing me

My Best Friend’s Husband Is Such A Loser

I want to be there for her, but also really need a break.

We're All Exhausted, OK?

What’s “Dead Fish Sex,” & Are You Having Too Much Of It?

Lazy sex is totally normal... but if it’s become your default, experts say it may be a sign you’re in a sex rut.

try something different

Communal Bathing Finally Helped Me Get Over My Lifelong Body Image Issues

A surprising thing started to happen: I was suddenly a lot less self-conscious.

not afraid to admit it

I Secretly Fantasize About All The Men I’ve Loved Before

I never thought I’d be the kind of woman to think about other men on the regular.

*TBR grows by 20*

The 20 Best Books Of The Year, According To Amazon Editors

2025 gave us so many exceptional new reads.

Family Life

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Gobble Gobble
By Samantha Darby

Thanksgiving Is The Best Holiday, Don't You Dare Skip It

Right in between Halloween and Christmas, Thanksgiving is the perfect sweet spot of the holiday season. It deserves some respect.

So, so kid-friendly!

11 Amazing Things To Do In Zurich With Kids

Family-friendly Switzerland is a year-round playground even if you have young children.

pass the rolls!

13 Inexpensive Thanksgiving Side Dish Recipes, Because A $50 Six-Cheese Macaroni Ain’t It This Year

Simple is still delicious.

Gobble On A Budget

You Can Serve Thanksgiving For $40 With This Aldi Meal Deal

The grocer curated a shopping list that feeds 10 people.

A Very Merry Millennial Mom Christmas

‘90s-Inspired Christmas Decorations For That Warm, Cozy Feel

Think forest greens, tinsel, talking decorations, and so much more.

1-Up ⭐️

Kids Don't Just Want Video Games — They Want Video Games To Play With *You*

It’s time to get some major quality time with Mario Kart.

Original Videos

The Sex Issue

'Workin' Mom's Catherine Reitman Gets Real About Sex & Marriage Post-Kids

The creator of Workin’ Moms celebrates the comedy and tragedy of modern parenting and relationships.

Parenting

The Shape of You: Raising Girls to Love Their Bodies

Strategies and tips for helping our girls thrive.

Sponsored
Momsplained

Helping Your Teen Become the Boss of Their Own Money.

They’ve learned the basics from having an allowance, but now that they are a little older they’re asking for more financial independence.

Parenting

Calling All Teens (And Parents Too): How To Insert A Tampon Properly

If you’re new to the tampon game or have been using them for years, here are some tips on how to use a tampon with an applicator and without.

Entertainment

Love ‘Succession’? You must watch ‘Discussion.’

In this parody of HBO’s Succession, you will get a hilarious look at what would happen if the Roys were just like us. The all-American family, living the all-American dream bickering over who will host the holiday meal.

Ho Ho Oh My God

“I’m Thrifting Everyone’s Gifts This Year” & 36 Other Holiday Confessions

Brace yourselves — the holidays are officially here.

Pregnancy

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A New Kind of Push Present
By Brianne Hogan

The Rise Of “Orgasmic Birth”: The Science Behind Pairing Labor Pain With Pleasure

If the idea makes you raise an eyebrow… you’re not alone. But here’s what the research actually says.

take your time

A New Mom Is Wondering How Long To Wait To Have Sex After Having Her Baby

Is six weeks *really* the right time?

Reproductive Exodus

Why A Growing Number Of Women Are Choosing Fertility Treatments & Pregnancy Abroad

Between rising maternal mortality rates, abortion restrictions, and staggering costs, some Americans are opting to leave the U.S. to have babies.

so true

Kylie Kelce Admits She Hates The Phrase: "We're Pregnant!"

"Who the f**l is we?" she asked.

these are all so valid

Parents Are Sharing The Weirdest S**t That Happened To Them After Pregnancy

Did you know your belly button could move?

Oh sweet girl

A Pregnant Woman Asked What Hobbies She Should Do During Her Maternity Leave & The Comments Were F**king Hilarious

"I need ideas of what to do when I'm home all day with them."

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how long???
By Sarah Aswell

A Mom Wants To Know How & Why Some Parents Are Waiting For Hours At School Pick-Up

We hear horror stories about long pick-up times. What is going on there?

ho ho oh no
By Katie Garrity

This Mom Encourages Parents To Lie About Santa Claus For As Long As They Can

She said she wishes she hadn't told her daughter the truth.

that tracks
By Katie McPherson

Your Brain Doesn't Reach Adulthood Until Age 32, According To A New Study

And everyone who survived their 20s said, “Amen.”

wowsers
By Diana Park

Confession: I Squirted For The First Time... At 50

Yes, I experienced two firsts at an age where a lot of people believe the fun is over.

it's not christmas without cookies
By Katie McPherson

13 Cheap Christmas Baking Recipes That Deliver The Magic & Save Some Money

‘Tis the season for sweet treats that don’t require 87 niche ingredients to make.

*clears throat*
By Samantha Darby

I Don’t Care If The Family Stone Is A ‘Bad’ Movie, I’ll Watch It Anyway

May we all be so lucky as to want just one more holiday with our family.

we're watching!
By Sarah Aswell

They’re Doing It: Australia Bans Social Media For Kids Under 16

Tech giants will face up to $32 million in fines for non-compliance.

Thoughtful & Thrifty(ish)
By Julie Sprankles

39 Great Gifts To Give Under $25, $50, & $100

Because being thoughtful and celebrating the ones you love doesn’t have to mean breaking the budget.

your quality of life 📈📈📈
By Katie McPherson

23 Gifts That Will Actually Change Your Life

Scary Mommy editors share the game-changers we’d want for Christmas if we didn’t own them already.

oh boy
By Sarah Aswell

US Military Ready To Cut Ties To Scouting America For No Longer "Cultivating Masculine Values"

The United States and the Scouts have been partners for over 100 years.