Scary Mommy

Oct. 29, 2025
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By Julie Sprankles

52 Amazon Finds Scary Mommy Editors Have Been Reaching For On Repeat This Month

Real picks we’ve bought, used, and highly recommend.

Confirmed & Booked

“My Husband Sends Me On Weekly Girls' Nights & Our Sex Life Has Never Been Better”

A mom just like us — comparing prices at the grocery store, cheering at the baseball field three times a week, running PTA meetings — shares her sex story, no matter how “boring” or “shocking” it may be.

it's too much

Social Anxiety Is Exhausting, Especially As A Mom

It’s a careful, exhausting balance between being seen, being present and keeping the anxiety hidden from everyone, including my kids.

Mom Tax Just Became Luxurious

How To Eat Your Halloween Candy Like A ~Fancy Lady~

If you’re already opening a bottle of wine Halloween night, you might as well pair it with your favorite candies.

You can keep your jump scares

A Great Big List Of Not-So-Scary “Scary Movies” For Us Wimps To Watch This Halloween

Nightmare-fuel-free, because we actually like sleep.

Portrait of parents with child wearing Halloween costumes and having party at home.
Spooky Scary (Cheap) Skeletons

15 Last-Minute Family Halloween Costumes

Because you’re not going back into a Spirit Halloween this season.

Brace Yourself — School’s (Almost) Back In Session

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Tip: Buy An Owala

Which Back-To-School "Essentials" Are This Year's Stanley Tumblers?

The most coveted items on kids’ back-to-school shopping lists, according to tweens and teens.

Get A Grip, Cheryl

For The Love Of God, Communal Back-To-School Supplies Are Necessary

Before you rage in your local mom group about how glue sticks are on your kid’s supply list, read this.

Back to Life, Back to Reality

How To Get Your Kid Ready For Back To School When They've Been A Feral Gremlin All Summer

Expert advice on gently guiding your snack-fueled, screen-obsessed chaos monster toward a functioning routine.

The Wheel Of Feels

Pass Me The Tissues

'Love Is Blind' Season 9 Proves That The Moms In Our Life Are The Real Soulmates

back to the upside down

28 New Family-Friendly Movies & Shows To Watch On Netflix In November

if that's what you want

A New Report Shows That Gen Z Wants Less Sex & Romance In Their TV & Movies

toss it!!

Millennials Are So Over The Junk Hoarding Habits Of Their Parents

well that's a choice

TikTokers Cory & Lea Are Getting Criticized For Their Baby Name

teen talk

What's A “Normal’ Amount Of Time To Spend With Your Teenager?

teen talk

What's A “Normal’ Amount Of Time To Spend With Your Teenager?

crumby behavior

Woman Ends Her Marriage of 25 Years After Husband Eats Her Slice of Cake

bold of her to say

Grandma Wonders Why It's "Normal" For Grandparents To Travel For Visits

moms do it all

Hero Mom & Bus Driver Save Kids From Burning School Bus

please no!

Kid Birthday Registries Are Becoming A Thing & Parents Have Thoughts

amazing boy mom

Mom Shows Son Bloody Laundry To Normalize Periods

Looking Back

Rewatching 'One Tree Hill' As A Parent Is A Mind Trip

Thanks, Mom

10 Bizarre Lies ‘90s Kids Were Told — & Still Low-Key Believe, If We’re Being Honest

Entertainment

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

Expert Advice

The Sex Tip Every Exhausted Parent Needs To Hear, According To A Psychotherapist

Confirmed & Booked

“My Husband Sends Me On Weekly Girls' Nights & Our Sex Life Has Never Been Better”

take your time

A New Mom Is Wondering How Long To Wait To Have Sex After Having Her Baby

Scary Mommy Originals

Melanie Lynskey's Radical Normal

TSITP’s Jackie Chung Says Goodbye To Laurel, The Messy Millennial Mom We Needed To See

Anna Connelly Tells It Like It Is

Shanola Hampton Is Nothing Like Her Character On 'Found'

Bethany Joy Lenz Isn’t Afraid To F*ck Up

Kayla Sullivan Is Live On The Scene Of Motherhood & Reporting For Duty

Whitney Cicero Is Here For The Laughs

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

Yuri Lamasbella Just Goes With The Flow

Meredith Masony Gets It, Because She’s Been There Too

Avery Woods Is Just Happy To Be Here: “That’s My Vibe”

Ceci Kane Can’t Believe How Wild The Mom Groups Get, Either

Taylor Wolfe Is Just Trying To Laugh It Off Like The Rest Of Us

Mary Hendricks Just Wants To Have Some Fun With It

Katie Stevens Is “The Most Hopeless Romantic Of Them All”

Dave Ogleton Talks Dad Jokes, Youth Sports, & Parenting Every Stage From Teens To Toddlers

What Mommy Wants

Walmart
Gerber Banana Blueberry Puree Pouch
$1.28
Target
Happy Baby Organics Stage 1 Baby Food Pouch

Happy Baby Organics Stage 1 Clearly Crafted Prunes Baby Food Pouch 3.5 pz

$1.99
Little Spoon
Little Spoon Bestsellers Smoothie Pack Of 12

A customizable pack of bestselling smoothie flavors.

$48.88
Serenity Kids
Serenity Kids Ethically Sourced Organic Baby Meat Pouches Pack of 8

Organic Meat Baby Food We know your little one’s taste buds are always evolving! Our Ethically Sourced Meat Baby Food Pouch Variety Pack is a great way to introduce your little one to different proteins to figure out which ones they love. Meet all our pureed meat baby food with this Serenity Kids Ethically Sourced Meats variety baby food packs featuring two pouches each of our: Grass-Fed Beef with Organic Kale & Sweet Potato Free-Range Chicken with Organic Peas & Carrots Grass-Fed Bison with Organic Kabocha Squash & Spinach Free-Range Turkey with Organic Pumpkin & Beets

$35.95
Once Upon A Farm
Once Upon A Farm Apple, Cherry & Elderberry Immunity Blend Baby Food Pouches Pack of 16

Added probiotics to help support immune health∞ No Added Sugar‡, preservatives or artificial ingredients Made with Real, Organic Fruits & Veggies Cold-pressed to lock in farm-fresh taste and nutrients Refrigerated and ready to enjoy! Perfect for the lunchbox, snack time or on-the-go. USDA Organic and Non-GMO Project Verified Clean Label Project Purity & Pesticide-Free Awarded Made with kids in mind! ∞ When paired with a healthy diet and active lifestyle. ‡Not A Low Calorie Food.

$76.80
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Nest Booster Seat with Removable Cushion
$69.99
Target
Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes

The award-winning Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes Musical Toy is made for little maestros. This handheld musical toy, featuring Cal a beloved Baby Einstein character, has sold over 30 million units worldwide and will quickly become a favorite for hours of entertainment. Babies can use the large button to toggle through 10 recreated classical masterpieces from Chopin to Mozart and more.

$9.99
Pottery Barn
Baby Bjorn Bouncer
$209.99
LOVEVERY
LOVEVERY Play Gym

This award-winning play gym is perfect for your little one. It’s made with safe and durable materials so you can relax while your baby plays and learns at the same time. It includes teething rings, mirror cards, common object cards, a contrast ball, and more — all easily removable so your baby can explore each one on their own.

$140
Mustela
Mustela Welcome Baby Gift Set

This specially curated 4-piece skincare set contains natural and gentle must haves to welcome home a new baby. Each product is formulated with Mustela’s signature, natural patented ingredient, Avocado Perseose® to help protect and strengthen baby’s delicate skin. Crafted with Mustela’s iconic scent for a sensorial experience. The welcome baby gift set makes for the perfect baby shower gift.

$32
Dude, Where's My Spouse?
By Jamie Kenney

Is There A Generational Divide Over Sharing Your Location?

Do you share your location with your partner? How old are you...?

👹👹👹

Why Does Your Cat Act Like A Psycho At Night? Experts Explain How To Stop It

Love you so much but STOP YOWLING.

good to the last drop

11 Recipes To Use Up Jelly & Jam, From Baked Brie To Homemade Sauces

Did you say jargaritas?

fun moms only

Come Inside Scary Mommy's Rowan Ear Piercing Event

Scary Mommy hosted a moms' night out piercing party in June.

Got Milk?

In Florida, Raw Milk Has Sickened 21 People, Here's What You Need To Know

Some claim not pasteurizing dairy has numerous health benefits. Others warn it’s dangerous. Here’s what the experts say.

SOS: Sweating Over Sleep

Hot Sleeper? 13 Products To Help You Keep Your Cool

From cooling sheets to smart fans to breathable pajamas, here are the tools that can help turn your bedroom into a more chill place — literally.

Trending

toss it!!
By Sarah Aswell

Millennials Are So Over The Junk Hoarding Habits Of Their Parents

Instead of decluttering, Boomers are passing junk down to the next generation.

teen talk

What's A “Normal’ Amount Of Time To Spend With Your Teenager?

love this!

A Mom Leaves A Halloween Candy Bowl Out All Month For Her Kids

crumby behavior

Woman Ends Her Marriage of 25 Years After Husband Eats Her Slice of Cake

bold of her to say

Grandma Wonders Why It's "Normal" For Grandparents To Travel For Visits

too much freedom?

A Man’s In Trouble With His Wife For Letting The Kids Go To A Neighbor's House

Entertainment

'The Bachelor' Star Rachael Kirkconnell Opens Up About Identifying As Demisexual

moms do it all

Hero Mom & Bus Driver Save Kids From Burning School Bus

Hawkins Makes Its Big Screen Debut

PSA: The Stranger Things 2-Hour Series Finale Will Release In Theaters

tough sitch

What Do You Do When Your Tween Is Left Out Of The Friend Group Halloween Costume?

So, so kid-friendly!

11 Amazing Things To Do In Zurich With Kids

Gobble On A Budget

You Can Serve Thanksgiving For $40 With This Aldi Meal Deal

oops

Should You Keep A Baby's First Steps A Secret If The Parents Aren't Around?

please no!

Kid Birthday Registries Are Becoming A Thing & Parents Have Thoughts

we got you

A New Mom "Screamed Into The Void" On Threads And Hundreds Of Moms Answered

side eye

Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard Were Met With Criticism After Joking That Dax Would Never "Kill His Wife” Like "A Lot Of Men Do"

CONFESS

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I find it relaxing when my husband and I are giving one another the silent treatment.

Confessional #67898

My brother in law turned my sister against me & there’s nothing I can do

Confessional #42341

I’m just tired. All the time.

Confessional #99872

My husband was gone yesterday and I spent all day in bed reading.

Confessional #8792

I hate being married. Today is my 8th wedding anniversary.

Confessional #2367
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More Confessions

“I Have A Higher Sex Drive Than My Husband” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want My Mouth On My Friend’s Camel Toe” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“I Masturbate Every Day; My Husband Doesn’t Know” & 28 Other Mom Confessions

“I Think About Having Sex All Day, Just Not With My Husband” & 30 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Always Stoned On Family Vacations” & 20 Other Mom Confessions

“Hearing My Kids Laugh Is The Greatest Sound I’ll Ever Know” & 14 Other Wholesome Mom Confessions

“I Love My Kids, But I Hate Being A Mom” & 25 Other Mom Confessions

“Haven’t Had Sex With My Husband In 1.5 Years Because Of ED” & 20 Other Relationship Confessions

“I’m An Alcoholic Mom Who Looks Like I Have It All Together” & 29 Other Mom Confessions

“Contemplating Making My Kids Take A Year Off From Sports” & 12 Other Back-To-School Confessions

“I Don’t Think I’ll Ever Pay Off Credit Card Debt” & 26 Other Relatable Confessions

“Having Two Teen Daughters Is Way More Fun Than I Expected” & 13 Other Wholesome Confessions

“My Kids Have Been Swimming Instead Of Bathing This Summer” & 13 Other Summer Confessions

“I Have A Secret Lover In Prison” & 21 Other Relationship Confessions

“My Teen Is Grounded & I’m Loving It” & 29 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Scared About Affording The Home I Just Bought” & 30 Other Mom Confessions

Book Club

Romantasy Author Kerri Maniscalco's Love Of Fantasy Came From Her Grandmother

13 Cozy Fall Books If You Love Practical Magic & Pumpkin Spice Everything

7 Cute & Cozy Books To Read With Your Kids In The Fall

Are These The Scariest Books Of All Time? Don’t Read ‘Em Unless You Own A Nightlight

10 Must-Read Dark Academia Books If You Always Wanted To Go To Hogwarts

Your Queer Historical Romance Of The Summer Is You Should Be So Lucky

16 Novels To Slip Into Your Beach Bag This Summer

Obsessed With Fourth Wing? Add These Romantasy Novels to Your TBR Pile ASAP

7 Spicy Romantasy Books Just Like A Court of Thorns And Roses

Dreaming Of Warmer Weather? 10 Spring Books That Will Get You Excited For Sunnier Days Ahead

8 Historical Fiction Novels To Read During Women’s History Month

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2024

The Best Books of 2024 You Need To Have On Your Radar

10 Empowering Novels That Center On Badass Single Moms

8 Queer Thrillers That’ll Get Your Heart Racing In More Ways Than One

What Book You Should Read Next Based On Your Favorite Romance Trope

Celebrity Interviews

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By Julie Sprankles

From Scratch Author Tembi Locke Talks Grief, Growth, & The Next Chapter Of Motherhood

The bestselling author’s new audiobook, Someday, Now, reframes “empty nesting” as a season of reclamation.

Exclusive

Camilla Luddington Matches Our Energy, & We Love Her For It

Exclusive

Catch Of The Day Is The Food-Filled End-Of-Summer Romance We’ve Been Waiting For

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Meghan Trainor Isn’t Afraid To Be Silly

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Jessel Taank Is The Realest Housewife

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Mandy Moore Opens Up About The Pressure To “Get It Right” As A Mom

Exclusive

The Women Of The Chicken Sisters Are Stepping Into Their Power In Season 2

Moms To Watch

Katie Stevens Is “The Most Hopeless Romantic Of Them All”

Exclusive

Ali Larter’s Got A Full Plate & She Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way

Moms To Watch

TSITP’s Jackie Chung Says Goodbye To Laurel, The Messy Millennial Mom We Needed To See

Moms IRL

Ashley Tisdale Opens Up About The Realities Of Potty Training, Nostalgia & Parenting Advice

who run the world

Allyson Felix Doesn’t Sugarcoat It

Meet her in the middle

Maren Morris On How Sheryl Crow Inspired Her Co-Parenting Style

Exclusive

28% Of Single Mothers Live In Poverty. Jaycina Almond Is On A Mission To Help.

Iconic

Clinton Kelly & Stacy London Are Back — But “A Lot Less Bitchy”

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Angel Carter Conrad Is The Cycle Breaker Her Family Needed — Now She’s Raising One, Too

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Your Life

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possum keychains for everyone!
By Katie McPherson

Want To Get Off Your Phone? Return To The Hobbies You Loved As A Kid.

Our nervous systems are begging us.

don't delay

A New Study Highlights How Crucial It Is To Attend Your First Mammogram

It’s a good reminder to prioritize your screenings.

Confidence Boost 🚀

OK, I Think Maybe All Of Us Should Be Doing Some Rejection Therapy

If you've got social anxiety, this might be the hack for you.

Blahhhhhh

OK, Are We All Feeling Low-Key Depressed These Days?

An expert is here to tell you — it’s a thing.

Pass The Good Vibes

Guys, I Think We All Need To Try A Little “Aura Farming”

I’m never going to turn my nose up at “fake it ‘til you make it” advice.

for your everything shower

How To Choose The Right Hair Mask For You, According To Experts

Which ingredients and marketing terms you should shop for, depending on your hair type.

Family Life

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totally worth it!
By Katie Garrity

As A Mom, These 13 Items Are Worth The Splurge When Packing For Disney

Some of these items I'd never even think to pack before we went!

Straight From The Source

Educators Get Honest About 11 Things They Secretly Wish Parents Would Stop Doing

Hey, when we know better, we do better.

Understanding Your Pup

Ever Wonder Why Your Dog Sighs? Experts Explain What’s Going On

From relaxed “happy sighs” to frustrated huffs, here’s how to decode your dog’s exhale and understand what it’s really feeling.

The Pack Is Back

Jackbox Party Pack 11 Will Drop Just In Time For Peak Game Night Season

All five games are brand-new — and ready to wreck your friendships and relationships in fresh ways.

different strokes

I Was Raised By ‘The Village.’ I Chose Not To Raise My Sons The Same Way.

Growing up in it was one thing. Turns out, raising four kids in it was another.

Buckle Up

No One Prepares You For Becoming The Family Chauffeur

Is “Uber parenting” the new helicopter parenting?

Original Videos

The Sex Issue

'Workin' Mom's Catherine Reitman Gets Real About Sex & Marriage Post-Kids

The creator of Workin’ Moms celebrates the comedy and tragedy of modern parenting and relationships.

Parenting

The Shape of You: Raising Girls to Love Their Bodies

Strategies and tips for helping our girls thrive.

Sponsored
Momsplained

Helping Your Teen Become the Boss of Their Own Money.

They’ve learned the basics from having an allowance, but now that they are a little older they’re asking for more financial independence.

Parenting

Calling All Teens (And Parents Too): How To Insert A Tampon Properly

If you’re new to the tampon game or have been using them for years, here are some tips on how to use a tampon with an applicator and without.

Entertainment

Love ‘Succession’? You must watch ‘Discussion.’

In this parody of HBO’s Succession, you will get a hilarious look at what would happen if the Roys were just like us. The all-American family, living the all-American dream bickering over who will host the holiday meal.

Can you keep a secret?

“I Have A Higher Sex Drive Than My Husband” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

🎵 These are our confessions 🎵

Pregnancy

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Thank You, Now Calm Down
By Jamie Kenney

A New Mom Wants Friends To Stop Complimenting Her Postpartum Body

She doesn’t want to hear that her stretch marks are “awesome.”

Don't Tell Me What To Do

As Government Urges Americans To Have More Babies, Most Just Want Better Care For The Kids They Have Already

A new survey said loud and clear that parents need more support, not more kids.

change of plans

The Romance Novel That Helped Me Escape Postpartum Depression

For most of my career, I’ve had a very specific writing routine. Then I had a baby.

normalize this

This Mom Wants To Normalize Gender Disappointment In Viral Video

Her honesty got mixed reactions from followers.

Snip Snip!

Man Goes In For A Vasectomy & Gets Annoyed With The Pamphlet He's Given

Even when men step up, why do doctors want to give them options to bow out?

Surprise, Surprise

New Report Says President Donald Trump Plans To Walk Back IVF Promises

The ‘Washington Post’ reported that White House officials have privately moved away from the prospect of pushing for IVF legislation.

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Expert Advice
By Alexandra Frost

The Sex Tip Every Exhausted Parent Needs To Hear, According To A Psychotherapist

Worth a shot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ballin' on a Budget
By Julie Sprankles

This Money-Saving Disney Hack Has Changed The Way I’ll Book Disney Trips Forever

Turns out, it can save you up to 50% on your resort stay.

toss it!!
By Sarah Aswell

Millennials Are So Over The Junk Hoarding Habits Of Their Parents

Instead of decluttering, Boomers are passing junk down to the next generation.

Confirmed & Booked
By Samantha Darby

“My Husband Sends Me On Weekly Girls' Nights & Our Sex Life Has Never Been Better”

A mom just like us — comparing prices at the grocery store, cheering at the baseball field three times a week, running PTA meetings — shares her sex story, no matter how “boring” or “shocking” it may be.

well that's a choice
By Sarah Aswell

TikTokers Cory & Lea Are Getting Criticized For Their Baby Name

The influencers welcomed their first child in September.

teen talk
By Katie Garrity

What's A “Normal’ Amount Of Time To Spend With Your Teenager?

A mom is worried after overhearing her teen son say he doesn’t “interact” with his family.

love this!
By Sarah Aswell

A Mom Leaves A Halloween Candy Bowl Out All Month For Her Kids

Here's why she does it and here's what she's learned.

sos
By Diana Park

Is That A Zit In My Vag?

What on the God’s green earth is that?!

Pass Me The Tissues
By Samantha Darby

'Love Is Blind' Season 9 Proves That The Moms In Our Life Are The Real Soulmates

Nobody said “I do” at the altar, but we all fell in love with the moms.

Bring Back The '90s
By Samantha Darby

11 Ways ‘90s Moms Found Self-Care In Their Days

Turns out, they weren’t as afraid of screen time as we are.