“I hear what everyone is saying about screen time, but most days I’m just trying to keep my kid alive and maintain what little sanity I have left. If that means an extra episode or 5 so be it.”
“Well, the husband walked in on me waxing my face. That was the final nail in the sexy coffin.”
“I love sex, but if a man wakes me out of a dead sleep, I WILL shank him with my toothbrush.”
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