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April 22, 2026
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By Penelope

What If The Spark Doesn’t Come Back?

My kids are getting older. What happens to my sex life when they finally fly the nest?

think twice

That 'Bad Kid' You're Judging Could Very Well Be Autistic

Autistic doesn’t mean unaware. Nonspeaking doesn’t mean unknowing.

Two young children wearing dark uniforms and backpacks share a joyful moment, one smiling and the ot...
Squad Goals

6 Green Flags To Look For In Your Kid’s Friendships

It doesn’t have to be drama-filled! Here’s how to spot the friends that are actually good for your kid.

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Buttered Popcorn Is ✨Self-Care✨

Moms, Start Taking Yourself On Solo Movie Dates

It’s the best thing I’ve done for myself lately, TBH.

A woman holds a child in a kitchen, surrounded by text boxes expressing personal thoughts on topics ...
Shhh

“Married For The 4th Time & My Close Friends Don’t Know,” Plus 41 Other Mom Confessions

Could someone pass the wine before they spill the tea?

Mother Earth, much?

11 Thoughtful Gifts For The Eco-Conscious Mom In Your Life

Because the best gift for a green mom is something she’ll love and feel good about using.

The Wheel Of Feels

Scary Mommy Originals

Mara Martin Believes Millennial Moms Are *It*

Celeste Yvonne Just Wants To Talk About It

Cameron Oaks Rogers Is Living For The Moment

Payal Desai Takes On The Patriarchy, One Funny Video At A Time

Shawn Johnson East Really, Truly Is That Fun Mom

Meet Soliana Sapp, Your Pink-Robe-Insta-Fave & New Mom Bestie

Haley Pepper Knows You Need A Giggle, Too

Kristen Knutson Loves A Boomer Mom Joke Like The Rest Of Us

Kim Quindlen’s Got The Goofy Mom Part Down

Anna Connelly Tells It Like It Is

Kayla Sullivan Is Live On The Scene Of Motherhood & Reporting For Duty

Whitney Cicero Is Here For The Laughs

Yuri Lamasbella Just Goes With The Flow

Meredith Masony Gets It, Because She’s Been There Too

Avery Woods Is Just Happy To Be Here: “That’s My Vibe”

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

What Mommy Wants

*Add to Cart*
By Julie Sprankles

37 Amazon Finds Scary Mommy Editors Are Obsessed With In March

Prepare to say, “Why didn’t I buy this sooner?!”

The Night Shift

This Is Why Your Teen Always Wants To Talk At Bedtime

Just when you’re ready to sleep... they’re ready to yap.

🐣🐰🌷

What The Scary Mommy Editors Are Putting In Their Kids’ Easter Baskets

Besides jelly beans and sidewalk chalk.

bookmarking this

The 23 Most Anticipated New Books This Spring, According To Goodreads Members

Pssst! Some of your favorite authors are in here...

Well, This Is Nice!

One Mom Is Letting Her Adult Kid Live With Her Rent-Free & The Internet Is Being Super Supportive

In this economy?

thank you, internet

A Redditor Asked For People's Favorite “Underground” Websites & The Results Are So Helpful

If you’ve ever needed a glue recommendation...

Trending

Check On Your Faves
By Julie Sprankles

Here’s Your Running List Of Every Show That’s Been Renewed & Canceled In 2026

We’ve lost some good ones...

love all of these

Parents Are Sharing Tiny Ways To "Sprinkle Love" On Their Kids & It's The Best

Chat: Off

Roblox Launches New Age-Based Accounts & Expanded Parental Controls

mom boss

Whitney Leavitt Is Doing It All, Authentically & Unapologetically Herself

you can find me in the blanket fort

Do You Spend More Time With Your Kids Than Your Parents Did With You?

When I Was Your Age...

If Your Kids Lead Easy Lives, Do You Need To “Manufacture Hardship”?

it just keeps getting worse

Trump Says We Need To Focus Money On War, Not Daycare

the magic number is...

Is 9 The Best Age Ever? This Mom Describes It Beautifully

HELP US

The DUTCH Test Is Trending, But Doctors Have Thoughts

the first domino

Jury Finds Meta’s Platforms Addictive & Harmful To Kids In Landmark Lawsuit

No, Thank You

This Mom’s Husband Wants Her To Find A “Better Paying Job” Than Being A Barista

thank you, internet

A Redditor Asked For People's Favorite “Underground” Websites & The Results Are So Helpful

Beach, Please

Don’t Be Weird: Let Your Kids Interact With Kids They Don’t Know In Public

The Crossover Of Our Dreams

Criminal Minds: Evolution Returns Soon, & It’s Bringing One Of Our Heated Rivalry Boyfriends Along

Let Them Be Little (Yes, Still)

This Mom Says Pretend Play Is The Secret To Getting Her Teen Daughter To Open Up

Whew, This Hits

This Mom Of Grown Kids Says “Most Of The Important Work Is Done In Repair”

CONFESS

My sister is a real life Karen and it hurts

Confessional #99238

I’m tired of being the person whom everyone vents to...

Confessional #9233

Love period week, no expectations at bedtime

Confessional #2838

Lazy. Tired. Over It.

Confessional #3464

I’m thinking of having an affair...

Confessional #744

More Confessions

“Married For The 4th Time & My Close Friends Don’t Know,” Plus 41 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m A College Professor With A Crush On A Student” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

“My Spouse Came Out As Trans & Our Sex Life Has Never Been Better” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“Should I Tell My Husband I Want To Be With A Woman?” & 28 Other Sex Confessions

“I Hate The Way My Husband Parents Our Daughters” & 33 Other Mom Confessions

“I’ve Never Had An Orgasm With My Husband Of 23 Years” & 33 Other Mom Confessions

“My Husband & I Haven’t Had Sex In 2 Months (I Don’t Miss It)” & 42 Other Mom Confessions

“Don’t Know How To Help My Impotent Husband” & 46 Other Mom Confessions

“F*cking My Manny, Never Been Happier” & 41 Other Mom Confessions

“I Talked My Husband Into A Vasectomy & Now I Regret It” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“My Teen Has Some Solid Friends Finally” & 45 Other Happy Mom Confessions

“I Would Like To Throw My Husband’s Phone Out The Window” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“Hoping 2026 Will Bring Back My Motivation” & 19 Other New Year Mom Confessions

“Holiday Burnout Has Hit Hard” & 26 Other Holiday Mom Confessions

“I Can Tell My Husband Wants Sex & I Dread It All Day” & 31 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Having An Abortion & Feel Bad For Not Feeling Bad About It” & 38 Other Mom Confessions

Book Club

Romantasy Author Kerri Maniscalco's Love Of Fantasy Came From Her Grandmother

13 Cozy Fall Books If You Love Practical Magic & Pumpkin Spice Everything

7 Cute & Cozy Books To Read With Your Kids In The Fall

Are These The Scariest Books Of All Time? Don’t Read ‘Em Unless You Own A Nightlight

10 Must-Read Dark Academia Books If You Always Wanted To Go To Hogwarts

Your Queer Historical Romance Of The Summer Is You Should Be So Lucky

16 Novels To Slip Into Your Beach Bag This Summer

Obsessed With Fourth Wing? Add These Romantasy Novels to Your TBR Pile ASAP

7 Spicy Romantasy Books Just Like A Court of Thorns And Roses

Dreaming Of Warmer Weather? 10 Spring Books That Will Get You Excited For Sunnier Days Ahead

8 Historical Fiction Novels To Read During Women’s History Month

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2024

The Best Books of 2024 You Need To Have On Your Radar

10 Empowering Novels That Center On Badass Single Moms

8 Queer Thrillers That’ll Get Your Heart Racing In More Ways Than One

What Book You Should Read Next Based On Your Favorite Romance Trope

Celebrity Interviews

mom boss
By Katie Garrity

Whitney Leavitt Is Doing It All, Authentically & Unapologetically Herself

Scary Mommy chatted with the Broadway babe, mom of two, and reality star to talk motherhood, marriage, and the dirty soda craze.

Exclusive

Misty Copeland On Life After Ballet: “I’m Giving Myself More Grace”

That Mom

Mara Martin Believes Millennial Moms Are *It*

Exclusive Interview

Ryan Gosling Says Project Hail Mary Is The Kind Of Movie He Wants His Kids To Grow Up With

Exclusive Interview

Ryan Phillippe On The Hardest Part Of Parenting: “You Can’t Always Be With Them”

Exclusive Interview

Michelle Buteau Is Here To Normalize Doing Sh*t On Your Own Timeline

Moms to Watch

Erin Krakow Has Her Sights Set On A Hopeful New Season — Onscreen & Off

Exclusive Interview

Al Roker On Turning His Lifelong Love Of Weather Into A Kids’ Show

Exclusive Interview

Christina Milian & Daughter Violet’s European Holiday Traditions Feel Straight Out Of A Christmas Movie

Interview

Brenda Song Shares The Everyday Way Macaulay Culkin Makes Her Swoon

Moms To Watch

Mae Whitman Reflects On Her Hallmark Holiday Series, Chosen Family, & New Motherhood

Moms To Watch

Stranger Things’ Cara Buono Talks About *That* Season 5 Karen Wheeler Scene

That Mom

Shawn Johnson East Really, Truly Is That Fun Mom

Real Nice, Clark 👌

Beverly D'Angelo Is 100% Ellen Griswold

exclusive

From Scratch Author Tembi Locke Talks Grief, Growth, & The Next Chapter Of Motherhood

Exclusive

Camilla Luddington Matches Our Energy, & We Love Her For It

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By Katie McPherson

Do AI Chats Count As Cheating? You May Want To Talk To Your Partner About Bots

More than a quarter of Americans admit to having an intimate relationship with an AI chatbot, a new survey finds.

Who Could've Guessed?

Of Course: Study Finds Men Who Want Tradwives Score High On “Hostile Sexism,” Not Chivalry

Wow. Shooketh. Brand! New! Information!

Hit Pause

37 Phrases To De-Escalate An Argument, According To Real Therapists

It’s always better to take a beat. Here’s when, how, and what to say.

Hindsight Is 20/20

Avoiding Sex With My Husband Cost Us Our Marriage

And I wish I could do things over again differently.

Editor Picks

9 Books We Read In March & Can’t Stop Thinking About

These reads got us through the month, honestly.

here comes the sun

How To Get Your Makeup To Stay On In The Heat This Summer

Vacation dinners, patio drinks, just living life while sweating — a professional MUA shares tips for all of it.

The Ultimate Comfort
By Samantha Darby

Are You Raising “Parents' Bedroom Kids”? Here’s What That Actually Means

They don't want to be in the living room, and they don't want to be in their room — but they are all up in *my* bed.

buyer beware

Calls About Kratom To Poison Control Have Spiked 1,200% In The Past Decade

The numbers suggest this substance isn’t going anywhere. What do parents need to know?

Kindness Above All Else <3

Sesame Workshop Celebrates Autism Acceptance Month With Resources For *Every* Age

You're never too old (or too young) to learn how to be a kinder, more inclusive friend.

Well, This Is Nice!

One Mom Is Letting Her Adult Kid Live With Her Rent-Free & The Internet Is Being Super Supportive

In this economy?

Plz Send Coffee

A Desperate Mom Wanted To Know What To Do When Your Kids Wake Up Too Early & Parents Had The Best Responses

Here are a bunch of tips and tricks from parents who have survived the pre-dawn wake-ups.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

You Can Now Buy The Most Iconic American Girl Dolls *In A Bundle*

The way I am going to beg for this for Christmas like I did when I was 9 years old.

Original Videos

A New Kind of Push Present
By Brianne Hogan

The Rise Of “Orgasmic Birth”: The Science Behind Pairing Labor Pain With Pleasure

If the idea makes you raise an eyebrow… you’re not alone. But here’s what the research actually says.

take your time

A New Mom Is Wondering How Long To Wait To Have Sex After Having Her Baby

Is six weeks *really* the right time?

Reproductive Exodus

Why A Growing Number Of Women Are Choosing Fertility Treatments & Pregnancy Abroad

Between rising maternal mortality rates, abortion restrictions, and staggering costs, some Americans are opting to leave the U.S. to have babies.

so true

Kylie Kelce Admits She Hates The Phrase: "We're Pregnant!"

"Who the f**l is we?" she asked.

these are all so valid

Parents Are Sharing The Weirdest S**t That Happened To Them After Pregnancy

Did you know your belly button could move?

Oh sweet girl

A Pregnant Woman Asked What Hobbies She Should Do During Her Maternity Leave & The Comments Were F**king Hilarious

"I need ideas of what to do when I'm home all day with them."

Pregnancy
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By Erin Kelly

5 Things That Are Totally OK To Share With Your Doctor When You're Expecting

Take it from us, it’s not the time to hold back with your healthcare team.

Mother Earth, much?
By Katie Garrity

11 Thoughtful Gifts For The Eco-Conscious Mom In Your Life

Because the best gift for a green mom is something she’ll love and feel good about using.

Lifestyle
By Katie McPherson

The Self-Care Industrial Complex Is Gaslighting Moms

I’m tired of being told I have to spend money I don’t have just to get some relief.

Pass The Sunscreen
By Samantha Darby

If You Want Your Kid To Have A '90s Summer, You Have To Be A '90s Summer Mom

And it’s a lot more work than letting them play Roblox all day. (But you can do it.)

Unsupervised & Thriving
By Kris Ann Valdez

The Mall Raised Us. I Wish My Kids Had The Same Rite Of Passage.

More than just a place to shop, the mall helped teach us independence and how to exist in the world.

so beautiful
By Sarah Aswell

Amazing Things To Do With Your Kids Around Laax, Switzerland, In Summer & Fall

Come frolic in the Swiss Alps with us!

readers' choice awards
By Team Scary Mommy

Scary Mommy 2026 Readers' Choice Awards Best Personal Blender Brand

From the no-nonsense to the downright artful looking, here are some of our favorite personal blenders out there.

readers' choice awards
By Team Scary Mommy

Scary Mommy 2026 Readers' Choice Awards Best Cookware Brand

As a parent, you spend a lot of time cooking. Chances are you have opinions on cookware.

readers' choice awards
By Team Scary Mommy

Scary Mommy 2026 Readers' Choice Awards Best Specialty Coffee Brand

Are you even a parent if you don’t rely on coffee?

readers' choice awards
By Team Scary Mommy

Scary Mommy 2026 Readers' Choice Awards Best Meal Kit Service

These options provide delicious food for the whole family, without breaking the bank.